Topic: Going to buy a lawnmower this weekend.
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #76,628
What kind should I get to most impress the ladies? ?Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #900,189
One that makes your donger look yuge
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #900,191
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,221
Are you going to overclock the engine? Maybe run a straight exhaust, put in a supercharger, get performance valves, etc.?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,230
The ladies prefer a guy that pays someone to cut his grass. It shows that you're busy and have money.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,237
Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,248
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,398
Get a robot one
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #901,652
I got a Craftsman™ 18" reel mower. It's the Pinnacle of manliness IMHO. Got it for forty bucks with my Sears™ Points® in conjunction with an ongoing sale and the Fourth of July discount. Thanks.Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #901,723
@previous (A)
Lol you just admitted to shopping at Sears.
Please regale us with your last grocery shopping trip to family dollar.
Lol you just admitted to shopping at Sears.
Please regale us with your last grocery shopping trip to family dollar.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #901,732
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #901,743
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #901,758
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #901,761
I see you're not taking my advice. Go ahead, buy one. You'll just be another broke, sweaty, womanless shithead mowing his lawn.
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Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #901,762
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #901,767
@901,761 (E)
> I see you're not taking my advice. Go ahead, buy one. You'll just be another broke, sweaty, womanless shithead mowing his lawn.
jose was trying to play me. said it'd cost 700 to landscape. i'm no chump
@previous (C)
> We buy them directly from the manufacture in China. Wholesale of course.
how do you know they don't come pre-clogged with sewer oil
> I see you're not taking my advice. Go ahead, buy one. You'll just be another broke, sweaty, womanless shithead mowing his lawn.
jose was trying to play me. said it'd cost 700 to landscape. i'm no chump
@previous (C)
> We buy them directly from the manufacture in China. Wholesale of course.
how do you know they don't come pre-clogged with sewer oil
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #901,768
@previous (A)
Because that oil is so revered by the Chinese and is only used for cooking and salads in China.
Because that oil is so revered by the Chinese and is only used for cooking and salads in China.