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Topic: There's no point in smoking cigarettes IRL.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #76,512

Since I can smoke them for free in my dreams.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #899,165

You're never going to kill yourself that way.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #899,170

@previous (B)
But you can get COPD every night in your dreams.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #899,172

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Can you die from dream COPD? That would bring the cost down.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #899,174

@previous (B)
I think you'd probably wake up at the moment of death. But you could get diagnosed, go through the Kubler-Ross stages, and suffocate slowly to death in a hospice every night.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #899,177

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
And all this time I've been trying to fly in my dreams when I should have been smoking!
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