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Topic: Tonight fora, I shall dine on my girlfriend's arsehole.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 8 years ago #76,482

The perfect Czech arse.

q. joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #898,938

so made up

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,940

Tonight I'm having chicken fried steak. Mashed potatoes, fried okra. Cream gravy, corn bread. Mmmmmmmmm

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,941

You don't own a table?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,943

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I think he's dating one.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,956

At least put some coke on it first.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,958

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I would love to snort a phat line off her perfect ass but she hates that kind of shit.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,960

UPDATE

She can't come over tonight so I'm picking her up in the morning. Meanwhile I'm dineing in front of my computer with take away Chineese. I'll be playing Dark Souls soon

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,962

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You telling us that retard is your back up boyfriend?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,965

@previous (G)
No, it's just a funny image I decided to post with my update.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,971

the retard looks medicated..
or very evil..

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,984

@898,960 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> She can't come over tonight

Why not?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,986

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,987

@898,984 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
During the week she works and goes to the gym so doesn;t have time to do basic stuff at home if she stays the weekend with me like wash her clothes. She lives in West London where as I live in the East so it's quite a long treck to get across.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,004

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
She doesn't seem to care for you very much, if she prioritises washing clothes over the chance to meet her boyfriend. The Bible teaches us that a man must be firm with his woman. I think you should have a word with her. It's only my advice, take it or leave it.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,005

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
A man must certainly be firm with his woman if he wants children..

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,006

@898,987 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
“Goes to the gym” = gets her ass eaten out by random black men

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,007

> The Bible teaches us that a man must be firm with his woman.

I was expecting that to take a hard right turn into male enhancement spam.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,008

@previous (K)
Sorry to disappoint you.

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,010

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
It would be an improvement over your usual shtick.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,011

@previous (K)
Then sorry again to disappoint you.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,015

‘She can’t come over tonight’

It’s friday. She’s fucking someone else you dumbass.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,023

While I wouldn't use such crude language as Anon L, I'm inclined to agree with him, Svet. A lady who cares for her man does not cancel a Friday night date with him at the last minute to "wash her clothes". Especially after not seeing him for the whole week. I'm afraid your Czech girlfriend is currently making love to another man. I'm sorry. If you need my spiritual help, I am here for you.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,027

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
he was doing the same thing for a bit...and being so nonchalant about it..

maybe this may teach him an important lesson..

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,029

There's a kind of awkward tension in this thread now since it became clear Svet's girlfriend is cheating on him, does anyone else feel it? It's like nobody really knows what to say, we're all just trying to be sensitive to what Svet must be going through now, imagining his girlfriend making love to another man. Very awkward indeed. Someone needs to break the silence and say something.

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,038

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
you seem pretty judgemental for a spiritual leader

Anonymous L replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,039

soneone else is in svets girlfriend right now. Lol.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,040

@previous (L)
I mean...I hope it's not so...but he did the same thing to the other girl...right..

just saying..


I only wish the best for svet...he's good people..

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,041

@899,038 (MR MIKE PENCE)
O moon...O hopo ot's not so...bot ho dod tho somo thong to tho other gorl...roght..

jost soyong..


O only wosh tho bost for svot...ho's good pooplo..

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,042

@899,038 (MR MIKE PENCE)

> you seem pretty judgemental

How's that abortion legislation coming, Mr Mike Pence?

Regardless, I am not judging anyone, I am only noting the awkwardness of Svet making a thread to excitedly announce his girlfriend coming over tonight, and then she cancels on him and it's ended up with the awareness that another man is currently inside his girlrfriend and possibly bringing her to orgasm while Svet sits alone at home. It's uncomfortable for us all because it must be crushing for Svet. I don't think any of us really know what to say to him right now.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,044

@899,029 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Eh, I feel kinda bloated like I might have to poop, but that might just be the chicken fried steak attaching itself to my colon. So I might be feeling bad for svet for a couple of days.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,045

Another man’s throbbing, engorged, veiny, erect penis, its foreskin pulled back, is lovingly and erotically sliding against the wet, mucus-lubricated, engorged walls of his girlfriend’s vaginal canal, literally inside of her body, the two becoming one, as she cries out in ecstasy and true love.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,050

@previous (J)
Best case scenario she's just getting finger banged. You shouldn't be such a pessimist.

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #899,091

@899,042 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
i am not mike pence he just owes me a lot of money and this is the only way i know of reaching him

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #899,099

I'm going to pick her up now, fora. I shall bring her home and eat her sexy arse.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #899,114

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> I shall bring her home and eat her sexy arse.

Let us know how much black man's cum you found in it.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #899,128

@899,099 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
everyone has said to post pics..


she must be a butter face..
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