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Topic: Who would win in a Cage-Match™ to the death?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #76,478

Well, fora?

1: A pedo English teacher in Thailand who prances about Bangkok in a Victorian opera cape, merrily and gaily flitting from underage ladyboy bar to underage ladyboy bar.
2: An unemployed, 54 year old bricklayer from Margate with a Downtown Abbot boxset.
3: An HIV-infested, heroin-addled boxcar hobo.
4. A 50 year old paper mill worker with a sugarfoot, who eats nothing but McDoanld’s, and drinks an entire bottle of Everclear™ per night.
5. A 75 year old demented curmudgeon who pretends to be a world champion surfer and secret KGB agent in Area 51.
6. A young, virile, postal Jeep washer.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
1 - 0%
2 2 29%
3 1 14%
4 1 14%
5 - 0%
6 3 43%

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #898,914

don't you mean a Pen-Match, a Just-Like-Summer-Camp-Match

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,915

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
wat?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,917

I mean the wrestlers wanted to have a cage match, but they have to wait for their enclosure to be freed up from being in service to store foreign toddlers

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #898,922

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Have you been watching CNN again?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #898,924

@previous (C)
yes, thanks to you I decided to check it out

you are one clever CNN promoter

I noticed that they didn't mention OJ for some reason

they used to do that a lot

where the fuck is Larry King and Aaron Brown

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,926

Good ol Margate.

I took my Czech girlfriend to Margate last month.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Meta !QkRJTXcpFI joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,942

@OPenis

You forgot to include yourself in the poll Matt.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,945

@898,926 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Good ol Margate.
>
> I took my Czech girlfriend to Margate last month.

sure ya did!

Cicero !t8GWGziznA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,946

@898,926 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
And boy is her butthole tired!
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