Topic: FAO: Matt
Steven Spielberg started this discussion 8 years ago #76,469
I would like to make a documentary about your life, achievements, and vision for the future. Let's start a dialogue to make this happen.
Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #898,856
Ok. In order to proceed, I will need a $25,000 good faith deposit, please.
Steven Spielberg (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,857
@previous (Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA)
Ok, send me your bank account and routing numbers and I'll deposit the money.
Steven Spielberg (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,858
And your Social Security Number for tax purposes.
Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,863
@previous (Steven Spielberg)
Ok, great!
Steven Spielberg (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,865
@previous (Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA)
Excellent.
So let's begin by chronicling your early life and going from there. First topic: pedophilia. When and how did you first realize that you were one?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,867
@previous (Steven Spielberg)
His dad taught him all about that.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,869
@898,865 (Steven Spielberg)
I think peepee and poopoo was his first discovery.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #898,879
> Matt obsession flare up
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