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Topic: Baseball player asks a mental patient: "Are you a Giant fan?"

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #76,439

Mental patient says "No, I'm a small air conditioner."

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #898,661

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted 'this nigga eating beans' & everyone laughed.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,662

This one wasn't your usual killer shit, because it relies on a word being wrong ('Giant' when it should be 'Giants', plural. The mental patient could just have easily replied "There is no such team". Do you see why the joke doesn't work? If you told this joke in a club, everyone would start murmuring after the set-up and before the punchline, saying "A what fan? What does that mean, a 'Giant' fan, what team is the 'Giant'? Did he mean to say the Giants?" It's likely they wouldn't even hear your punchline over the sound of confused chattering. You messed this joke up. Or rather, it's based on an error).

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,670

no one cares about your opinion

> This one wasn't your usual killer shit, because it relies on a word being wrong ('Giant' when it should be 'Giants', plural. The mental patient could just have easily replied "There is no such team". Do you see why the joke doesn't work? If you told this joke in a club, everyone would start murmuring after the set-up and before the punchline, saying "A what fan? What does that mean, a 'Giant' fan, what team is the 'Giant'? Did he mean to say the Giants?" It's likely they wouldn't even hear your punchline over the sound of confused chattering. You messed this joke up. Or rather, it's based on an error).

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,673

@previous (D)
You fucked that up.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,695

@898,661 (B)

> I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted 'this nigga eating beans' & everyone laughed.

u brought a can of beans to cars 2?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,779

Jackie you suck

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,872

@898,662 (C)
Come on, this is KILLER shit!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,920

@898,661 (B)
I chuckled at this.

q. joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #899,037

@898,872 (A)
watch anything with jerry seinfeld, then come back, thanks.
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