Topic: Squeegee and other flight simulator users
Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA started this discussion 8 years ago #76,426
The plane is almost to its descent. Suddenly, the pilots pass out, and the other passengers all freak out. A stewardess asks, “Can anyone fly a plane? We need to land!” Everyone looks around stupidly in silence. You have had enough. You are either going to save this plane, or die trying. You stand up. “Ma’am? I am really good at flight simulators. Take me to the cockpit.” Without any other options, you sit in the pilot’s seat and try to land the plane.
In this situation, which of the following aircraft would you prefer to have to try to land?
In this situation, which of the following aircraft would you prefer to have to try to land?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boeing 747 Jumbojet | 1 | 14% | |
| Concorde | 2 | 29% | |
| Airbus A380 | 3 | 43% | |
| MD80 | 1 | 14% |
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #898,590
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,591
@OP
Someone opens carry on. Pulls out blow up doll. Photshops your face on the doll. You land the plane and brag how you finally did something with your life.
Someone opens carry on. Pulls out blow up doll. Photshops your face on the doll. You land the plane and brag how you finally did something with your life.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,593
i always drink on flights, and of course i'm stoned, so. Concorde, that'd be a bad ass plane to die crashingCicero !t8GWGziznA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #898,594
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #898,617
Airbus because I think I know how to drive a bus
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Write-in: Q400 Bombardier turboprop