Topic: Official Minichan Drunk/High Draad #2

tteh !MemesToDNA started this discussion 7 years ago #76,317

Please only participate in this thread if you are drunk, "high", very tired or in any other way "unfocused" or "out of your mind", as per the rules. Thank you for your consideration.

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Thanks.

(Edited 3 months later.)

drnkhighunfocusednouttamind joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #897,787

first

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,793

very tired and getting high here
also on an adrenaline rush because I thought I lost a dog. she was in the pantry

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,801

@previous (C)
There's a Chinese food joke in there somewhere ?

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,802

@897,787 (drnkhighunfocusednouttamind)
?
@897,793 (C)
??
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,803

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Why do you always use [b][i][u][sp]white[/sp][/u][/i][/b] emojis?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,807

@897,801 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I'm not laughing.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,811

@previous (E)
The joke is they eat dogs in China. The dog was in the pantry! Get it??

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,815

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
i couldn't find the joke but it's there somewhere agree

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,816

@previous (C)
Like you were worried the dog ran away before you could wok it!

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,817

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
hahaha did you just make that up
nobody can say sober Meta isn't fun

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,818

@previous (C)
Really it would have worked better if you were Matt because of the whole China angle.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,887

362436
3 coronas in after 4 weeks sober, tastes weird but it's doing its magic a whole lot faster, so cool, but back to not drinking for another stretch of time

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,911

off work now...just finished a nice seven shot epic cocktail...sitting down with a couple of sausage Mcgriddles and a hashbrown..

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,983

I'm not necessarily tired, but I am tired of a bunch of shit. I may come here when I am at a low point. @OP Does this count?

P.S. I will never be drunk or high, so don't get your hopes up.

(A good day to you Sir!)

(Edited 36 minutes later by a moderator.)

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,985

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
no fuck off

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,987

@previous (C)
kthx

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,994

@897,983 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Please ideally be drunk or high, or otherwise very tired/"unfocused"/"out of your mind". Thanks.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,995

@897,983 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
also
> P.S. I will never be drunk or high
what are you a square

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,025

i liked the old topic better but im a xenophobe
new things are bad

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,033

@previous (I)
Blame becky who fucking unstickied it twice!

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,034

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
a horrible display of modabuse

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,040

@898,033 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
who did this

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,043

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Not sure. I think DasSheeple?

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,050

@OP

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,058

@previous (I)
How much to get you to do that to me?

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,061

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
50p

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,110

@previous (I)
nice

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,126

Sober gangsta rap should be a thing. Where they rap about drinking juice without gin in it and how much more accurately you can shoot rival gang members with a Glock during a drive-by shooting when your fine motor skills aren't impaired. Also how much nicer rims you can buy for your Escalade because you drink Welch's grape juice (the original purple drank ?) instead of Hennessy cognac.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,140

I'm buzzed as fuck..

seven shot epic cocktail..

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,167

@898,126 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
i can make the beats if you provide the rhymes
record some bars of you spitting that sober gangsta shit and i'll see what i can do

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #898,198

@898,126 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
vince staples thanks

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,235

@898,140 (G)
what sort of cocktail

and are these 20ml shots or what

idk how it works in USAmerica

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,250

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
stop using our metric system fucker

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,252

@previous (I)
get fuck

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,254

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
how many kings pinky's is a shot?

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,255

@previous (I)
idk, why don't you come find out? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,256

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
i dont have enough money

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,260

@previous (I)
get a job you bum

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,262

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
implying i would spend any hard earned wages on visiting your shithole country
fly me in

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,263

@previous (I)
maybe i will

bring leaks tho

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,265

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
i shall print the HRC emails for you

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,287

I'm having a beer.

Ginger beer ??

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,316

Finished two days of trial. Have tomorrow off. Now drunk, about to get high. Trial resumes Thursday. THANKS

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,320

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
You should sneak some vodka in an Evian bottle into court so you can sip it and stay relaxed during stressful trials.

Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,356

I just drank two cups of coffee and I'm wired as fuck ??

squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,375

i've been high for years, does that count or do i have to be, like, uh-high and then get high to post in these threads?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,376

I think I'm coming down from the caffeine now. Really should go to bed soon it's almost midnight and I have to be up in the morning.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,383

@898,235 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I measure a 'shot' as one ounce...some say a shot is 1,4 ounces..

190 proof..

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 15 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,532

Drinking a Kona blend Java Monster iced coffee energy drink. I can feel it kicking in now.

180mg caffeine ?. I might crack open another one ?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,546

high as balls and a bit drunk
@898,383 (G)
ah alright, cool

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,618

i went to bed at 2 am last night, skipped school to wander the city with a friend and now my legs are sore, forgot my afternoon caffeine pill so i am very tired but despite all that it is now 12:30 at night and i am about to watch a documentary about what would happen in an alien invasion

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,622

@898,546 (A)
am I the one who said high as bslls...or the one who said alright cool..
I was high as balls..

Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,623

I'm serious...I'm drunk ad fuck..

Anonymous G triple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,624

@previous (G)
who the fuck am I...dam..

Anonymous G quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,626

I'm gonna as lay down nowmm..

Anonymous G quintuple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,627

@898,532 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
your ? fag..

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,634

I fell asleep while pressing my becky++ button, so I'm pretty sure becky is high as fuck right now.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,656

@previous (B)
lolwat

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,675

@previous (A)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiYIR4O3ylg

fucking baked obviously

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,676

@previous (I)
Your YouTube recommendations must be bizarre. :p

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,677

@previous (A)
implying youtube is allowed to set any cookies and i don't change my ip over 9000 times per minute
retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giGoP33TY6A

Anonymous I double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,678

@898,676 (A)
one more for you fuckface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_6d3JBBo4s

Anonymous I triple-posted this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,680

@898,676 (A)
your probably know this one, still awesome though
if i had the patience i'd try to make one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,682

@previous (I)
Hadn't seen that before, that's amazing. "16 months to build, two hours to demolish" :')

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,683

@898,678 (I)
Extremely accurate.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,684

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,699

@898,683 (A)
ikr

@previous (P)
nigger what

Anonymous I double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,700

@898,682 (A)
hardcode mode = entire hour on headphones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emR6igrFCvs

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,701

@898,618 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)

> and now my legs are sore
r u fat
> forgot my afternoon caffeine pill
why don't you drink coffee like a normal person

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,778

Drinking a big glass of Welch's grape juice out of a stemless wine glass. It's like Franzia Merlot except it has a lot more sugar and I don't feel like shit in the morning.

Trump being a teetotaler is a huge inspiration to me btw.

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,794

extremely high fuck

Omen !!gg89Kgn2v joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,824

@previous (A)
Same

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #898,929

@898,778 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
jus4u bb

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 16 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #899,069

@previous (I)
This does really capture the feeling of your like fifth glass of grape juice.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #899,077

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
nothing beats a good sugar high

Anonymous I double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #899,611

last bump 2 days ago
lol
do more d r u g s

Anonymous I triple-posted this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #899,615

bum p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGl_2e7JfC0

Anonymous I quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #899,616

> make a batch of cookies that will make you feel like rookie

please

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #899,902

@899,077 (I)
A grain alcohol buzz does..

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #899,929

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #899,940

@previous (K)
How high must that graphic designer have been?

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,051

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,089

I am high as hell...following a seven shot epic cocktail..

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,092

@previous (G)
How do you tolerate the hangovers from all your drinking?

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,093

OHHH THE humanity..

Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,094

@900,092 (T)

> How do you tolerate the hangovers from all your drinking?

@900,092 (T)
when you drink 190 proof there are less hangovers..

truth..

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,114

@900,092 (T)
you have to get sober at some point to have a hangover
i don't think that happens to bert

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,127

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,143

Got so high I bought a Tesla. ama.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,145

@previous (B)
Now get so astronomically high you buy every foramember one!

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,363

Lol I wish this site would fucking shut down

Anonymous V double-posted this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,364

Lol I wish this site would fucking shut down

Anonymous V triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,366

Lol I wish this site would fucking shut down

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,371

@previous (V)
It will still be online long after you've decomposed into fucking dust bro

Anonymous U replied with this 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,529

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,545

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,799

I may be drunk..

but at least Om not a swanky hobags bitch...like the females of MC...who are refusing to post because they are cunts..

oh yeah...I said it..

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,875

@previous (G)
なにがスペックだよ

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #900,882

uhhh...I feel bad for going a teensy bit over the line there..

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,045

Anonymous X double-posted this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,048

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,064

I am drunk af..

say my name..

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,115

thc oil tonight
nice and wobbly

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,233

I am am drunk af..
say my name..

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,246

@901,064 (G)

> I am drunk af..
>
> say my name..

@previous (G)

> I am am drunk af..
> say my name..

Omen !!gg89Kgn2v replied with this 6.9 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,384

Having a few brews atm.

? joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,455

hey faggots
king faggot is back

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,458

@previous (?)
whoop di doo

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,492

I am drunk af..

say my name..

Anonymous G double-posted this 6.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,495

All I can do is lay here... and drool..

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.9 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,653

@previous (G)
> I am drunk af..

> All I can do is lay here... and drool..

Sounds like you're having fun! ??

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #901,946

Bump

Anonymous I replied with this 6.9 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,080

finishing 2 bottles of wine
cuz fuck it all

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,107

My girlfriend got me into this shit called Moaking [Pronounced like smoking, without the s with an extra a] basically it's bong rips of a marijuana tobacco blend.

Shits odd man, but damn, I can't stop.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 6.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,151

@901,946 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> Bump

Anonymous C replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,162

@902,107 (Z-5)

> My girlfriend got me into this shit called Moaking [Pronounced like smoking, without the s with an extra a] basically it's bong rips of a marijuana tobacco blend.
>
> Shits odd man, but damn, I can't stop.

wtf is moaking
thems is called dirty bowls in these parts

Anonymous I replied with this 6.9 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,298

yes reporting in
baked as fuck
drunk as fuck
and its not even 9pm

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,536

@902,162 (C)

We just call them bong rips

Anonymous C replied with this 6.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,538

@previous (Z-6)
yeah same I don't really do stoner lingo

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 6.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,540

@previous (C)

Here, your tobacco and weed mixture when doing bongs is called your Blend and it's all about getting super smoakey.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,570

Today is 2 months sober! ???

Anonymous C replied with this 6.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,604

@902,540 (Z-6)

> Here, your tobacco and weed mixture when doing bongs is called your Blend and it's all about getting super smoakey.

hell yeah

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,854

I still hope Croatia beat France tbh

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #902,922

If croatia beats france...I will return to the board...damn I'm drunk..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #903,088

nerds

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #903,119

I just used some hand sanitizer so I probably absorbed some ethanol through osmosis ??

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #903,240

somewhat drunk but mostly just tired, going to slaap soon

h replied with this 6.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #903,290

not drunk, not nearly high enough

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 3 days later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #904,008

haven't had liquor in two days...thank God the drought is over..

feeling fine..

Anonymous C replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #904,023

i forgot to drink but also I didn't eat enough

Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #904,038

@904,008 (G)
Why? Are you so bad with money you couldn't afford a $5-10 bottle of vodka?

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #904,067

@previous (Z-7)
when I went to the store Saturday night it was closed...and did not open until monday..

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #904,087

69 days sober ?

? replied with this 6.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #904,197

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
69 seconds sober whatup

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #904,224

I am drunk...again..

Anonymous I replied with this 6.9 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #904,346

can't believe this thread isn't bumped every hour
people are dishonest af on this website

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMLjVqiAH4k

Anonymous C replied with this 6.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #904,468

@previous (I)
oh man I love home is where the hatred is

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #904,518

@904,346 (I)
I always forget

Anonymous I replied with this 6.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #904,556

@904,468 (C)
its one of his best songs, fuck the revolution

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)
thats a valid excuse

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #904,853

drunk on famous grouse™

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,027

high af

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 6.9 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,028

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)

Me too

Anonymous C replied with this 6.9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,036

should I do COCAINE

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,048

i am perusing Pallini(R) Limoncello Liqueur fora

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,078

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)
i had some of that a few days ago, it's nice

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,079

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
are you a fag or something?

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,080

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)
no sorry i only like you platonically

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6.9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,086

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
what are you? not a fallout 4 character?

Anonymous C replied with this 6.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,133

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)
l o l

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,166

@905,036 (C)
hell yeah..

cocaine is a hell of a drug..

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous G double-posted this 6.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,167

I am drunk..

So deal with it..

Anonymous G triple-posted this 6.9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,168

@905,036 (C)
cocaine makes your brain feel silly..

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 6.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,218

Bump

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,305

too many lightweights..

Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,668

drunk

tteh (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,717

@previous (Z-8)
me too thanks

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,775

I am inebriated..

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #905,999

high

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 6.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,003

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)

Me too

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,011

@905,999 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
@previous (Z-6)
?

i'm drunk, wish i had weed

DepRi joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,039

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6GMVUrVLNc

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,079

about to get my drink on..

Anonymous C replied with this 6.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,082

@previous (G)

> about to get my drink on..

i got my dr1nk on b4 u

Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,138

Having a few Bud Lights™️

Anonymous I replied with this 6.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,160

xanax is a wonderful pill

Anonymous C replied with this 6.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,162

@previous (I)
thanks for reminding my to take my Pills today

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,165

@906,160 (I)
careful

Anonymous I replied with this 6.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,167

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
ok

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,225

Xanax sucks donkey dicks..

Anonymous G double-posted this 6.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,226

My drink is now ON..

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,307

@906,167 (I)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,330

@906,167 (I)
That's a lot of marshmallows!

Anonymous I replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,348

@906,307 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
https://instaud.io/2uH7

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i'd love to have some marshmallows.. damn munchies

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,351

@previous (I)
u wot bloke

? replied with this 6.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,385

i've never had wine and my stomach hurts
time to keep going

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,422

I just got my drink on...feeling like a champ..

Anonymous G double-posted this 6.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,423

@906,385 (?)
it works if you work it...but you got to keep on working it.

Anonymous G triple-posted this 6.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #906,424

@906,348 (I)
I've got spicy meat sticks..

? replied with this 6.9 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #907,101

Anonymous G replied with this 6.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #907,158

my drink...it's on..

Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #907,195

@906,423 (G)

Being a worthless alcoholic isn't something to strive for, you miserable excuse for a human.

? replied with this 6.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #907,327

workin on another

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #907,336

@previous (?)

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #907,395

My 13th Friday night in a row without a drop of alcohol! ??

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 6.9 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #907,479

@906,385 (?)

> i've never had wine and my stomach hurts
> time to keep going

lol

Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 6.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #907,493

Just swallowed 4 Bud Lights

Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 6.9 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #907,696

Cold gold makes you old, way before your time,
Cold gold makes you sleep right through your prime...
Now...
Whiskey is for celebratin',
Beer just gives you body weight, n',
Comes out of your ears before you're drunk.

Drink it by the six-pack, glug it by the quart,
Guzzle it by the gallon 'til you start to snore and snort, 'n
Got a belly like you're pregnant,
To get a woman you gotta beg, n'
She won't be much to look at anyway.

Taste it when you're ten, drink it by thirteen,
Waste it 'til you realize it makes you obscene...
And makes you act like a mad man,
Let's hope it's just a fad, an'
That they'll change that legal age to thirty one...
For drinkin'...

Cold gold makes you old, way before your time,
Cold gold makes you sleep right through your prime,
I said that...
Whiskey is for celebratin',
Beer just gives you body weight, n',
Comes out of your ears before you're drunk.

Well, now, there's cheap beer, there's prime brew,
There's imported ale...
There's cheap people, like us, catchin' every beer sale,
So we can drink while we're paintin',
Drink until we faint, n',
When we come to we start over once again.

Twelve ounces...sixteen ounces...thirty-two, or more...
Just keep it goin', right on down,
That hole that's in your jaw...
Until you've spent your last nickel,
Your mind is really pickled,
And it's time that we headed for the bar.

'Well, I can't walk...'
'But you better drive, 'cause I can't see...'
Somehow we always seem to reach that mahogany...
So won't you set 'em up, and don't let it up,
'Til we hiccup, and can't get up,
And we all commence to singin' this here song.

Cold gold makes you old, way before your time,
Cold gold makes you sleep right through your prime,
Don't you know that...
Whiskey is for celebratin',
Beer just gives you body weight, n'
Comes out of your ears before you're...
Comes out of your ears...

Comes out of your ears before you're
Knocked down, sprawled out,
Stoned cold drunk.

Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 6.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #907,845

Just got back from the liquor store. I drove there drunk, had a few laughs with the clerk. Currently drinking some Smirnoff. I'm going to be hungover at work tomorrow but I don't really care.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.8 years ago, 3 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #908,681

drunk thanks

Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #908,767

Tried not to get beer and got beer anyway. Tomorrow is Friday FFS and I just couldn't wait it out.

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #908,769

having some sweet vermouth

Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #908,957

Oh, boy... If I don't die from alcohol poisoning this weekend there must be a god afterall.

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #908,967

having some fake corona from aldi

chili dog !!ZLWcczIe0 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,206

@908,767 (Z-10)
tomorrow is Sunday, lol

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,228

@previous (chili dog !!ZLWcczIe0)
Actually it's Sunday now.

Anonymous K replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,237

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
stop trying to show off

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,276

@previous (K)
Stop white knighting triptych ?

Anonymous C replied with this 6.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,291

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> Stop white knighting triptych ?

?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,302

@previous (C)
?

Anonymous G replied with this 6.8 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,457

@909,276 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I would enter a steel cage...me against every other male MC poster...to win Triptychs hand..

y'all ain't got nothing on me...I'll whip every galldurn one of you nutsacks..

Anonymous Z-8 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,475

@previous (G)
Are we fighting you all at once, or just one at a time?

If it’s the second one, can we decide what order we fight you in?

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,495

@909,457 (G)

Nice fake bert post. Peace be with him.

Anonymous Z-8 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,573

Druuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,592

@previous (Z-8)
This

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,641

perusing my last beer

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #909,652

Smoking some of Willie's reserve.

Meta ? days !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.8 years ago, 3 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #910,521

ＯＮＥＨＵＮＤＲＥＤＤＡＹＳＳＯＢＥＲ

??????????
??????????
??????????
??????????
??????????
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Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #910,523

@previous (Meta ? days !Sober//iZs)

Get outta here with that shit, this is a clear violation of the criteria set forth for this thread.

P.S. Grate job!

Meta ? days !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #910,524

@previous (Z-12)
I have special permission from TTEH to post in these threads sober.

Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #910,738

Just realized drunk grocery shopping is the best. I get everything I actually need without my anxiety running me out of the store too soon.

Anonymous G replied with this 6.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #910,781

@910,521 (Meta ? days !Sober//iZs)
Fag..

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #910,814

@910,738 (Z-10)
I feel like everything is vastly improved if you do it whilst drunk, tbh. If I go food shopping while drunk and peckish though, I have to fight the temptation to only buy snacks and shit.
@910,521 (Meta ? days !Sober//iZs)
Congrats! ?

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #910,911

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

The same reason you shouldn't smoke 3 joints and go grocery shopping.

Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #910,997

Lost count of how many shots I had.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 6.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #911,041

@previous (Z-10)
I just did about four shots..

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 6.8 years ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #911,958

Its is ok not to be the champ. Now i can talk to all# human beings.

Anonymous I replied with this 6.8 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #912,250

god damn baked
time to make some tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHaZ3UL2oHk

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 6.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #912,260

@previous (I)
Youd have to give me at least a hundred bucks to listen to more than eight seconds of that..

Anonymous C replied with this 6.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #912,310

@previous (G)

> Youd have to give me at least a hundred bucks to listen to more than eight seconds of that..

Anonymous G replied with this 6.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #912,437

@previous (C)
https://youtu.be/NUHUobxYkVM

go listen to blind melon...faggot..

Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #912,438

Drnk af ?

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #913,099

Fiddin ta pop open a 40.

Anonymous Z-12 double-posted this 6.8 years ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #914,240

Fridey nite. Time for another 40.

Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #914,271

@912,438 (Z-10)
Hey, I dn’t rebmember posting that at all but hey letst do it again soembtiem

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #914,335

@previous (Z-10)
I remembered you posting that.

Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #914,384

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Let me guess

... Because you're sober. Well listen here, goodie two shoes. At least I'm not addicted to food.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.8 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #914,555

@previous (Z-10)
Nice lazy labor day weekend kicking back with a big glass of Welch's grape and your mom's gape ?

Anonymous C replied with this 6.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #914,558

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
gross

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #914,583

@914,555 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

My mom is 60...

Anonymous G replied with this 6.8 years ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #915,088

@previous (Z-12)
18 to 80...blind crippled or crazy..

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #915,102

@previous (G)

You haven't had relations with a woman in years. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #915,106

@previous (Z-12)
Any hole is a goal.

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.8 years ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,100

I'm stoned. It's supposed to rain all day, very heavy/possible flooding (remnants of some tropical storm), so I have an excuse not to go out to the office or jail. So I will probably just get stoned and shitpost. THanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6.8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,107

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Man I love being baked inside while it's raining. The worse the weather outside, the better. Cosy. ?

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,109

@916,100 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)

It's rainy here too and I am also stoned

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.8 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,110

@previous (Z-6)
grate!

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,130

@916,100 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)

It rained here last two days, heavily with flashflooding.

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,131

@previous (Z-12)
were there any injuries?

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,135

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)

Relating to the storm, no. There were several accidents, and waterlogged cars, tho.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,221

Today is 4 months sober ?

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,232

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Congratulations! I am proud of you, and very high. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,233

Everyone please don't do drugs it's rude.

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,248

Getting stoned, and time for another 40.

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,256

@916,110 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)

The rain made me wish I had a cuddle buddy, shame that nobody has touched me for 3 months

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,263

@previous (Z-6)
I'll touch u bb.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,264

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
can I get in on this

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,266

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
This is all done on a platonic level so sure if you can accept that.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,342

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
eh

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) double-posted this 6.8 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,446

Drunk/high

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,506

high

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,510

250 get and stone cold sober.

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,658

About to get high fuck you sobriety

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,664

High

Anonymous C replied with this 6.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,666

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)

> High

hi

Anonymous G replied with this 6.8 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,791

I am pretty buzzed..

I hope I don't burn my lips on this delicious hot pizza..

Anonymous G double-posted this 6.8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,792

@916,658 (Z-6)
sobriety is a fag..

Anonymous G triple-posted this 6.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,978

I'm kind of pissed off..

I just ate two pot pies...didn't even get the slightest buzz..

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,984

@previous (G)

Nice fakebert post, let poor Bert's soul rest.

Anonymous Z-14 joined in and replied with this 6.7 years ago, 2 days later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,356

hmmm derp

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 6.7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,751

Dkmcj ienwnusjxnnzkziwiwisjfi. Jens. Dkkdnx
dnxjx Nddnxnndkx.xkdnd

Anonymous G replied with this 6.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,798

I'm off work...buzzed af...and got some ground beef in the skillet..

fucking cheeseburgers are imminent..

Anonymous G double-posted this 6.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,799

but first a plum..

Anonymous G triple-posted this 6.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,800

then...apeach..

Anonymous G quadruple-posted this 6.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,801

a fucking peach.

Anonymous G quintuple-posted this 6.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,802

sorry at or some reason such as I am drunk I am having trouble posting a pic of a peach..

Anonymous C replied with this 6.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,814

@previous (G)

> sorry at or some reason such as I am drunk I am having trouble posting a pic of a peach..
nice

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6.7 years ago, 3 days later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,603

Ugh transparency is ruined without the Minichan™ image uploader. No more inline image transparency OR gif animation, because Imgur embeds thumbnails. ?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,616

@916,263 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
test

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6.7 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,617

@previous (A)
ok it works for tiny images, that's something

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 6.7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,627

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) quintuple-posted this 6.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,757

Rat Park Rules !Sober//iZs replied with this 6.7 years ago, 2 days later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #919,261

Sober af off two glasses of Welch's grape juice ??

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 6.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #919,331

I am so high rn

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #919,361

im Hugh Jackman
I'm on Cocaine

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.7 years ago, 18 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #919,556

Work is done, time to get high.

Anonymous C replied with this 6.7 years ago, 2 days later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,309

i found a bunch of mushroom crumbs in a bag from like 2 years ago in my computer tool kit and I made a tea with cinnamon and turmeric and ginger and lemon juice and it tasted good and my teeth feel funny but I don't know if I'll get high
thanks

Anonymous G replied with this 6.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,322

I am on pure grain alcohol...and it is grand...like a wee girls 16th bday..

Anonymous G double-posted this 6.7 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,324

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

Anonymous G triple-posted this 6.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,325

I'm a sick fuck...I like the quick fuck..

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 6.7 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,448

@previous (G)

But whenever you get on it you can chalk it up to dumb luck

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,524

Vodka and weed. The inebriation is coming.

Anonymous G replied with this 6.7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,853

@920,325 (G)
I like to get on your mom..

I like it when she grunts and snarls and looks likes she's having a seizure as I jackhammer her pulsating love hole..

Anonymous G double-posted this 6.7 years ago, 2 days later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #921,340

I'm buzzed..

Anonymous G triple-posted this 6.3 years ago, 4 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,254

I'm buzzed again..

go figure..

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 6.3 years ago, 30 seconds later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,255

@920,853 (G)

> I like to get on your mom..
>
> I like it when she grunts and snarls and looks likes she's having a seizure as I jackhammer her pulsating love hole..

This needs a Bertfield meme.

? replied with this 6.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,268

i'm unboxing
unboxing some wine yeet

Anonymous C replied with this 6.3 years ago, 21 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,473

@971,255 (Z-12)

Anonymous G replied with this 6.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,534

I am flying high af on silica packets..
I'm naked and dancing to electronic dance beats..

Anonymous G double-posted this 6.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,536

I'm feeling fine..

I cant help it if you feel intimidated...I dont want that...but y'all are just pussies..

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5.6 years ago, 8 months later, 1.4 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,055,884

@902,107 (Z-5)
This was a shitty practice my ex was really into. I'm glad we aren't dating anymore

Anonymous G replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1.4 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,169

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Oh I bet the pleasure is all hers..

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1.4 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,171

@previous (G)
Oh I'm sure it's mutual

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 5.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1.4 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,259

@1,055,884 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
shitty? smh

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1.4 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,273

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Yeah really fucked with my lungs

Anonymous G replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.4 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,276

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Made you goofy looking too.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 5.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1.4 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,308

@1,056,273 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
sure it did

chill dog !Dsg20NY5Tc replied with this 5.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1.4 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,312

already spent a solid several months on incredible amounts of cocaine at the start of this year.
Must have done at least 5 grams in a month.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 5.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1.4 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,313

@971,534 (G)

> I am flying high af on silica packets..
> I'm naked and dancing to electronic dance beats..