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Topic: Someone broke into a house 5 blocks away from be at 3AM, and there was a stabbing.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #7,631

The funny thing? It was the owner that stabbed the burgler.

lulz

Ironically, people are locking their doors because of this (hurr durr).

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #132,272

> Ironically, people are locking their doors because of this (hurr durr)
Because obviously robbers always go detected, and you always have a chance of overpowering and stabbing them

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #132,280

@previous (hamfist !!mtq555+/1)
Because they start locking their doors when the burgler has just been stabbed.

I don't think this guy is going to escape from the hospital, and go for my house any time soon.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #132,281

@132,272 (hamfist !!mtq555+/1)
Do you want to go rob the neighborhood where all the thieves get stabbed?

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #132,283

@132,280 (A)
Doesn't eliminate the chance of other burglers. It's just people being alert

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #132,302

> The funny thing? It was the owner that stabbed the burgler.
Kind of reminds me of that thing that happened with the Russian hairdresser where she beat up some guy who was robbing the place, kept him in the backroom for three days and raped him.

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #132,304

@previous (D)
Don't fuck with Russia

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #132,306

@132,302 (D)
Was she hot?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #132,313

@previous (A)
http://rt.com/news/hairdresser-turns-robber-into-sex-slave/?fullstory
Looks doable.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #132,316

@previous (D)
Does she want to get robbed? I'd rob her!
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