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Topic: Meta Iscariot

Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA started this discussion 8 years ago #76,296

Just as Meals Iscariot turned on me by stalking me for Syntax years ago, now Meta Iscariot has done the same. He was encouraging me to quit drinking. He was actually sounding like a normal, nice human being, rather than a chanrat asshole Nazi mod. So I go along with it and stop drinking. What does he do? Family stalking. I guess it was all BS. Too bad, Meta Iscariot. I was really going to stop drinking.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #897,527

lol

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #897,529

I think you forgot the part where you kept spamming efukt links, despite being repeatedly warned not to.

Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #897,530

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I do not think “spamming” means, what you think it means. One really funny video per week, or every two weeks, is not spamming.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #897,534

@previous (Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA)
Look: you pissed me off, I made one tiny edit, and then deleted the topic five minutes later. I don't know where you get this idea that sobriety is supposed to make me a saint. I'm nicer, happier, healthier, I have a longer fuse but I still have the same personality, just no longer clouded by alcohol.

If you want to stop drinking I'm happy to help you but if you want to drink that's fine too. It's your liver not mine.

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #897,537

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
It's kind of funny, he's mad at you so in retaliation he strikes against himself by continuing to drink.

Cicero !t8GWGziznA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #897,539

@897,534 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I am sorry. I love you.

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #897,550

@897,529 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Efukt videos are funny though

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,552

tbh I think the only problem Matt has is not drinking enough

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,555

You know how there are those Kubler-Ross stages of grief? Denial, anger, bargaining, etc.? I feel like we need a multi-stage model to explain the cycles of Matt's behavior. Something to help us track where he is on the cycle from funny post to occasional shtick to spamming to anger to contrition.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,556

@897,539 (Cicero !t8GWGziznA)
I'm sorry too, Matt.

Friends?

There Thy or Eye joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,570

@897,534 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
You seem to want to come across as if you were Otis...and heroically changed yourself into Andy..

pffft..

drink one more time for a contest between me and you...a timed affair where we shall consume the same percentage of alcohol..


IF...when you finally pass out...I will walk into the police station and small talk with at least five cops and if I don't walk right back out within 30 minutes I'll give you a thousand dollars..

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,571

I don't think Meta is a carrot.

Cicero !t8GWGziznA replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,573

*lovers

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,576

@897,570 (There Thy or Eye)
I forfeit Bert. You win by default! ?

Omen !!gg89Kgn2v joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,578

@897,570 (There Thy or Eye)
The only thing you could be arrested for is public intoxication. The police would probably offer you a ride home, that’s a no brainer oh wait forgot who I was talking to...

The Board joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,580

@previous (Omen !!gg89Kgn2v)
*..

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,590

@897,555 (H)
Is it just me or are the cycles getting shorter over the years? I remember it used to take weeks, perhaps months, before and now we're like 72 hours from start to finish.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,621

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
It does seem that way, but I've never had to deal with it from the moderation end. Becky would probably have an interesting perspective on that.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,625

@previous (H)
'Interesting' in the same way Kimmo's perspective would be 'interesting.'

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,627

@previous (L)
Well, no. Becky is sane and has social skills.

Anonymous L replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,671

@previous (H)
Good one!
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