Topic: Mathematics question
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #76,289
In 2010 I wrote this Testimonial for Tinychan:
If it was at Neptune in February 2010, how long is my penis now, in June 2018?
"Tinychan makes my penis grow twice as long every day. It's now reached Neptune, and there's no end in sight! Thanks, Tinychan!" — "AshKetchup" Added on 18th of February 2010.
If it was at Neptune in February 2010, how long is my penis now, in June 2018?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #897,455
The length of a piece of rice
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,478
scientists admit: we found something shorter than Planck length
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,483
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)"Quantum foam" ONLY in Theory.
Add one Bit of something, to a Black Hole and then and only then is there the assumption something smaller than the Planck length exists.
Do not count on that Foam for anything of value.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,520
It took over 300 days of posting on Tinychan for your penis to grow larger than 1mm.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,523
Almost as big as mine.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 56 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,535
@OP
13 days after you wrote that testimonial, your penis had reached Proxima Centauri. 9 days after that it was futher away than the dimmest stars in the night sky. It is now, in June 2018, longer than the entire Universe.
13 days after you wrote that testimonial, your penis had reached Proxima Centauri. 9 days after that it was futher away than the dimmest stars in the night sky. It is now, in June 2018, longer than the entire Universe.
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16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,582
@OP
If we assume that
1. The multiverse theory is correct,
2. Every universe is finite,
3. You instantly go into another universe if you reach one universe's end,
4. Our universe ends at the edge of our observable universe,
5. And all universes are the same size,
...then your penis would currently reach across roughly 10^895 separate universes.
However, your penis would not have time to achieve that distance, becuase once it gets to a certain mass, it will actually decrease in size every day due to gravity, eventually forming a black hole. But don't worry - this black hole would still be (at most) 1.8 x 10^888 universes wide.
Also, if we assume that there are exactly the same number of humans in every universe, that would mean that your penis has killed 1.3 x 10^898 people - congratulations, your dick is 2 x 10^890 times worse than Hitler!
If we assume that
1. The multiverse theory is correct,
2. Every universe is finite,
3. You instantly go into another universe if you reach one universe's end,
4. Our universe ends at the edge of our observable universe,
5. And all universes are the same size,
...then your penis would currently reach across roughly 10^895 separate universes.
However, your penis would not have time to achieve that distance, becuase once it gets to a certain mass, it will actually decrease in size every day due to gravity, eventually forming a black hole. But don't worry - this black hole would still be (at most) 1.8 x 10^888 universes wide.
Also, if we assume that there are exactly the same number of humans in every universe, that would mean that your penis has killed 1.3 x 10^898 people - congratulations, your dick is 2 x 10^890 times worse than Hitler!