Topic: What's the strangest thing you got a boner over?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 8 years ago #76,286

Or for ladies, wet

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #897,425

Ok I had a drinking buddy I used to work with...on third shift..
We'd get off work at seven and head over to his place and have some liquid breakfast three or four times a week..

He loved his beer and always kept a case of more nice and cold..

Anyways...one time we kicked back as usual and got our buzz on and he was scrolling through the channels trying to find something to watch..

there was this bunch of Mexican dressed up in some kind of cowboy suit and wearing oversized sombrero in a band...you know with the trumpets and guitars and shit..

well I was watching that and enjoying it and I got a huge erection for some reason..

It's been like eight or nine years ago...but I have never forgot it because it was kind of strange..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,430

I was walking through a peat bog and got hard whilst thinking about sticking my dick in it.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,439

Walking through a field full of dead babies.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,446

an uppity indian junkie who's about to flunk out of school..

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,458

Grabbing a dildo

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,466

I almost always get an erection when playing with my dog. Whenever she gets on my lap she always sits down right on my dick, and then I pick her up and put her back down again, which makes it even worse. I hate it because I usually masturbate right after getting home from school, and I don't want to be thinking about my dumb dog while I do it.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,476

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)

Just fuck your sluthound already

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,477

I regularly jerk off to Triptych's pictures.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,479

@previous (G)
Post the one You like the best!

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,480

@previous (H)
No, that's probably against the rules here. But she's easily Googled. She has great blowjob lips.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,481

@897,477 (G)
Well?
I need to see them, please. It's for a school project.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous H double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,482

@897,480 (G)
What search words are best?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,484

@897,480 (G)
Shocking yet you are correct. Why does Salty end up as well in that search?

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,485

@previous (I)
They posted their pictures at roughly the same time so Google puts them together for some reason.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,506

A 10 year old boy riding a surfboard

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,507

I live for Christ. The pleasures of the flesh are not for me.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,509

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,510

@897,506 (Syntax)

Cicero !t8GWGziznA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,511

Becky’s greasy meatfarts.

Frenchy the trained Crawdad joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,512

LMFAO

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,532

@897,466 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Sup TG.

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,546

I've gotten mildly aroused (or something close to it) and had excitement based panic attacks over various true crime stories, for instance, The Boston Marathon bombing

There Thy or Eye replied with this 8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,563

eye candy

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,567

@previous (There Thy or Eye)

I hide me chubby under my Mickey Mouse beach blanket!

Cicero !t8GWGziznA replied with this 8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,574

@897,563 (There Thy or Eye)
lol

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #897,874

@897,546 (Kook !!a6qjFG7HF)
How does that work? Is it like sexual attraction to the Tsarnaev guys or just the idea of the bombing?

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF replied with this 8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #897,880

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
The idea of the bombing

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