Topic: What would you do if you could freeze time?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #76,254

Me, I'd go on a spree of plunder and villainy the likes of which the world has never seen.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #897,215

I would squat in super rich peoples houses. Pause time, live in their house. Eat their food. Use their stuff. Sleep in their beds. I'll be like a ghost. Other than that I'd just live my life normally working to replace semen samples at sperm banks with my own.

The future will be squeegee.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #897,216

OP
What is this "If"?
A selected few of "us" have this power.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #897,228

@897,215 (squeegee)
If that’s not an Incels wet dream I don’t know what is.

squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,231

@previous (D)
Sup TG

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,263

I think we all know what most men would do.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,305

@897,231 (squeegee)
Squeegee you begged for mod privileges to stalk UIDs less than a week ago you know I’m not TG.

If I find you an escort that will accept clients with the stature and physique of an eleven year old will you stop the memes?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,309

@previous (D)
i was stripped of mod privileges for indiscriminately ionizing UIDs so i can't see your IP address anymore, Anonymous TG.

squeegee double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,310

but that does tell me you THINK i can see who you are and THINK i THINK you thought you convinced me that IP isn't TG's, TG, but it is TG's, TG.

Sup TG, or should i say 16bitch?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,320

@previous (squeegee)
I’m not tg or the autistic kid.

Go write a novella about WOW and leave me alone.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,321

Yes please write another novella about WoW or preferably a new game

squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,324

@897,320 (D)

> whine whine whine
>
> leave me alone.

SUp TG.

@previous (A)
i'm launching a model of the ISS in kerbal if you think that would make a neat thread. I wasn't sure it would be interesting because there are no deaths yet.

I am using a spaceplane that looks like the SR-71 fucked a Concorde if you think anyone wants to see that

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,330

@previous (squeegee)

Yes please

squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,334

@previous (A)
ok

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,350

@897,324 (squeegee)
I’m coming to Austin at the end of the year. Want to grab a drink/get your teeth kicked in for being an effiminate non ironic leftist?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,360

first I would freeze time in canada...then I would tie up Triptych and force her to listen to me for as long as it took to allow her to finally understand how I am both a nice guy but also an edgy daredevil who could offer her a life of bliss..

then we would be inseparable and I would spend every waking moment attending to her needs and causing her to feel loved..

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,364

@previous (G)

Anti-Terrorism Unit joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,369

@previous (Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA)
is that the suspect?! Grab 'im, boys!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 59 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,378

@897,360 (G)

> first I would freeze time in canada...
just Canada??
> then I would tie up Triptych and force her to listen to me
do you really need to stop time to do that?
> for as long as it took
but time is stopped

Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,379

@previous (J)
He would tie her up!

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #897,387

@previous (Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA)
gently...she would be comfortable..

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