Topic: my old job forgot i have the keys

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 8 years ago #76,177

one of which is to the toilet paper holders in every public bathroom
free tp for life yo

n my supervisor said to text him whenever im back and he'll have at least some work for me

sick

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #896,561

Living the dream

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #896,563

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
im tempted to fuck off and train hop until school starts again if my friend is still here, not sure if my class schedule will let me work mornings

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #896,574

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You could ride the rails stealing all the toilet paper in Canada! People would sing ballads about you.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #896,576

@previous (C)
Yes! Bonnie and Clyde but with toilet paper!

@OP
Is it nice toilet paper or that crappy single ply stuff that comes in giant rolls?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #896,577

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Giant rolls, but the quality depends on the place. Ex-workplace actually has the decent kind, not one-ply shit. I also have a key that opens a bunch of the padlocks at work, gonna test it around and see if it works anywhere else

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #896,578

@896,574 (C)
that is a beautiful plan

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #896,580

@896,577 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Is toilet paper a valuable commodity in the train-hopping community?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #896,587

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
it's valuable in any community that spends time outside

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,594

@896,580 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
lol

Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,646

Can’t you just send in your troop of trained HIV-infested, heroin-addled, thieving, boxcar hobos to steal it for you?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,745

@previous (Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA)
im almost tempted to start replying with 'obsession' whenever you say this

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,747

Just use a sponge on a stick like the ancient Romans.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,752

@896,745 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
If your junkie boyfriend has only put 3 needles in your arm this week, then Matt giving you grief about him is, in fact, Matts obsession and not your problem.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,756

@previous (H)
Matt is everyone's problem

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,757

@896,576 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Here's a trick of the trade.

Take four pieces of single ply roll, then fold in half. This makes two pieces of double ply roll!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,762

@896,752 (H)
see
@896,756 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

also i don't do opiates or needles

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,764

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
cool story bro

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,766

@896,646 (Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA)
Troupe*

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,816

It's still theft.

Wouldn't be it be sad to go to prison for stealing over $2,000 worth of TP over a couple years?

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #896,817

@previous (K)

They're not going to put you in gaol for wiping your ass..

q. joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #896,863

ah, i dont care.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

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