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Topic: Why are my jokes always underrated?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #76,148

No, seriously. I said something really funny at work today and only one person smiled. I mean, it was really funny. I feel like humans are becoming more dull. I don’t know...

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #896,311

Maybe its you who is dull.

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #896,312

what was the joke

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #896,316

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)
and boy are my arms tired

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #896,322

@896,311 (B)
No, the guy that tells jokes to lighten other people's mood is never the dull one. You've got your definitions messed up.

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
There was a dog drinking water really fast at a customer's house and one of my co-workers was flirting with the female customer. I jokingly said, wow, this guy's thirstier than the dog.

It was really an in the moment funny joke, I guarantee you. That guy's always flirting with customers.

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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #896,323

@previous (A)
I'd have laughed tbh. People need to lighten up.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #896,324

@896,322 (A)
They probably found that joke extremely rude. Overall, when someone is flirting, pointing that fact out is extremely rude. Even though it was funny, few people will actually laugh; most of your coworkers probably just cringed at the fact that you would do that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #896,331

@896,323 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

> I'd have laughed tbh.
Thanks.
> People need to lighten up.
Agreed.


@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
I know you're a kid and haven't worked a day in your life but flirting with customers isn't allowed. Especially when the customer is married and has her husband just a few rooms away. Saying that joke is the least rude thing I could have done. I could have gotten him fired.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #896,334

@previous (A)
Oh, I read that as "coworker" not "customer". Sorry.

but its still a dumb joke

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #896,336

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Learn to read first, child. Then you'll be old enough and mature enough to understand my jokes.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,396

that story reminds me of walking by the side of a house with someone, and I saw a dog lying down with obvious nipples. I said, "look at the tits on that bitch"

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,404

@896,322 (A)
I got it!

Your coworkers may have autism.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,421

@896,396 (Sheila LaBoof)
I keep waiting for Trippy to post a pic...so I can post the same reply..

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,450

@896,331 (A)

Flirting with customers isn't allowed LMAO you must be a shitty salesman.

Flirting is how you make the best sales.

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,452

@896,336 (A)
He'll be old enough when he reads your post??

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,461

@896,450 (I)
@OP has autism and doesn't understand interaction with people

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,475

@896,322 (A)
nice

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #896,582

@896,450 (I)
@896,461 (J)
Jobless morons. You have no clue what's allowed and isn't allowed. Try leaving that basement for once, will you?

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #896,739

@previous (A)

You're the one bringing up sex with the customer, very unprofessional.

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #896,748

@896,582 (A)
Please take your autism meds
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