Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#896,178
Bert, I am being 100% serious here. Do you realize that eating McDonald’s every single day/night, is terrible for your health? You probably have really high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and even liver or kidney problems. I am not trying to tease or mock you or be funny. I am dead serious. It worries me.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#896,182
> Bert, I am being 100% serious here. Do you realize that eating McDonald’s every single day/night, is terrible for your health? You probably have really high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and even liver or kidney problems. I am not trying to tease or mock you or be funny. I am dead serious. It worries me.
but I am a grown ass man..
I'm no spring chicken..
thank you sincerely for your concern...but I am an adult..
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#896,183
> off work+mcdonalds
I'm not sure I believe this. It would be more convincing if we got some shaky photos of the drive-thru window.
Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#896,188
@896,182 (A)
You are an adult who is going to die at 55 if you keep this shit up.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#896,219
@previous (Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA)
It's no use, my friend. We both know that once someone is this deep into McDonald's, they're beyond saving.
We've seen what it did to Walter. He went from a fit and healthy young man to a barely-functioning, corpulent mess. And despite living just a block away from a McDonald's, he now drives there for every meal.
Bert is destined for the same thing. All we can do now is make him comfortable.
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Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#896,221
@896,178 (Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA) > Do you realize that eating McDonald’s every single day/night, is terrible for your health?
No you retard!! If he croaks then you get Triptych all to yourself. It's like that old saying: you don't have to outrun the bear, just the guy next to you. You should be encouraging Bert's debauchery.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#896,237
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
why do you betray me like this
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#896,246