Topic: Guess who's drunk (Friday night edition)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 8 years ago #76,077

Smd fagß

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #895,657

Oh btw it's me, I'm the drunk one.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,659

I've got to pee but I'm in bed with gomer. Will I make it? Whom knows.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,660

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Report back. We're all curious.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,662

@previous (B)
Made it but might have woken people up. Also I pulled a muscle in my.foot

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,663

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Made it
Glad you survived. We can't afford to lose you.

> but might have woken people up.
Whatever. Fuck them.

What are you drinking this evening?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,664

@previous (B)
Thanks.

A friend bought me some Tito's so I drank some with a friend of gomer and she's passed out now snoring but I'm awake. The perils of alcohol. How are you doing bud?

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,665

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm doing okay, thanks. Just straight Tito's? No mixer?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,666

I'm drunk..

do I get a cookie..

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,667

@895,665 (B)
No, the friend wanted to do two shots but that turned into four and well you know shit happens. I will also Livestream/drubkstream tomorrow.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,668

@895,666 (C)
Drink more faggot.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,669

I dreamed that there was a kind of liquor made from peas and the bottle said OUZI

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 second later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,670

@895,666 (C)
What are you doing. In this fine fora night?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 16 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,672

@895,669 (Sheila LaBoof)
I will look for that tomorrow

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,673

@895,667 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Wow. I never figured you for a shots kind of guy.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,675

@previous (B)
It's mostly what I drink lol. Vodka or rum. I'll do mixed drinks too but I prefer it straight. Also whiskey is too hard and gin tastes like shit.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,676

@895,673 (B)
What is your poison of choice?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,678

fag..

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 58 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,679

@895,676 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Gin or vodka. Rum is too sweet. I don't quite understand what flavor I'm supposed to be enjoying in whiskey. Give me a nice martini and I'm happy.

Cicero™ !t8GWGziznA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,680

I. Thanks.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #895,686

Are you gonna start sending abusive PMs off half a box of Franzia? We need someone to take up the slack since I got sober.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #895,690

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> Are you gonna start sending abusive PMs off half a box of Franzia? We need someone to take up the slack since I got sober.

fag..

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #895,701

@previous (C)
One month faggot ?

???

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #895,720

Too good for the Official Minichan Drunk/High Draad, eh? Kike.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #895,721

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I posted there too but no one was awake so I made my own draad smd.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #895,722

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
OK fine you are forgiven.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #895,726

@895,669 (Sheila LaBoof)

> I dreamed that there was a kind of liquor made from peas and the bottle said OUZI

nice

Anonymous H double-posted this 8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #895,727

@895,675 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Also whiskey is too hard and gin tastes like shit.

False and rude

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #895,729

@895,726 (H)
I could really picture that as a real thing. Like the new hipster alcohol. And people would argue about which legumes make the best liquor.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #895,730

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
definitely
i also want to know if it's p pronounced wee-zy or u-zi

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #895,734

@previous (H)
Gotta be really pretentious. HWA-zye with like a french accent.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #895,875

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
i just realized that i had misread it and you are correct

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #895,890

@previous (H)
It doesn't matter as long as the pronunciation isn't obvious from the way it's spelled. You need a way for people to signal that they're hip by pronouncing it correctly.

Also OUZI and Sriracha will the new Bloody Mary

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #895,898

the bottle was light green and the letters OUZI were raised parts of the glass itself, like printed glass letters if you know what I mean

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #895,901

@895,659 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I've got to pee but I'm in bed with gomer. Will I make it? Whom knows.

Pee on Gomer

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #895,943

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> > I've got to pee but I'm in bed with gomer. Will I make it? Whom knows.
>
> Pee on Gomer

wait who is gomer
that's not a human name

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #895,948

@previous (H)
Gomer is the name of a hooker from the Bible. It is the code name for Mark's hooker.

> When the Lord first spoke through Hosea, the Lord said to Hosea, “Go, take to yourself a wife of whoredom and have children of whoredom, for the land commits great whoredom by forsaking the Lord.” Hosea 1:2

Mark will probably end up marrying her so that also fits.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #895,950

@895,943 (H)
> wait who is gomer
> that's not a human name

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #895,954

@previous (K)

> >wait who is gomer
> >that's not a human name

that's a gomer

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #895,956

@previous (H)
As far as I no - the most famous of the Gomers.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #895,989

@895,948 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
If God is so opposed to whoredom, why does he call it "great"? ??? Checkmate atheists.