Father threw me in there after I was caught trying to run away after a couple weeks of unhappiness
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#894,871
When I graduated from happy meals and mom fed me my first double quarter pounder with cheese, age 4 ?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#907,247
Bump, memories please.
Kook !!a6qjFG7HF joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#907,339
I remember my gay cousin putting on a rubber vampire mask and chasing me around with it. He also told me that the mask was giving him pimples
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#907,342
The first time I smoked weed. I still quote things said that night to my brother, occasionally.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#907,367
@previous (F)
the first time I smoked weed I was hanging with my cousin...he took me to see his friend Radar. Radar was rolling one and asked if I smoked. I said sure all the time...I was lying..
I got stoned AF..
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Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#907,370
I used to lay face down in the tub and rub myself against the smooth porcelain..
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#907,376
Now you go down on black dudes. Did you ever think your life would turn out this way?
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#907,379
@previous (F)
I won like a hundred and forty dollars from about eight dollars in tickets the yesterday..
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#907,381
I've tried to get all my childhood memories down to the gym to see which one is strongest, but my childhood memories don't like to sit in one place for very long and have short attention spans. Getting them all to sit still for the car ride is a real struggle.
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#907,390