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Topic: Bert what is your epic cocktail recipe

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,909

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #894,340

5 shots of Everclear
2.0 ounces of Triptych’s peepee

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,341

It has changed...but is still relatively simple..

one twenty ounce bottle of blue Powerade+ about six to seven ounces of 190 proof pure grain..

shaken...not stirred..

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,343

@previous (C)
What about Triptych’s peepee?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,344

@previous (B)
To be honest I believe a quarter to a half ounce of her pee pee would add a certain ambiance to the epic..

just saying..

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,345

@previous (C)
What about just a tiny little garnish of her poopoo?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,346

@previous (B)
nope..

Anonymous C double-posted this 8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,347

@894,345 (B)
stop being gross..

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,350

@894,341 (C)

> one twenty ounce bottle of blue Powerade+ about six to seven ounces of 190 proof pure grain..
damn why don't you just drink Listerine or something

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,352

@previous (D)
because listerine is mouthwash...not liquor...ass..

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,358

@894,345 (B)
Shut the fuck up Matt.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #894,392

@894,341 (C)

> It has changed...but is still relatively simple..
>
> one twenty ounce bottle of blue Powerade+ about six to seven ounces of 190 proof pure grain..

MIXOLOGIST








Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #894,393

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
lold

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,403

@894,341 (C)
> one twenty ounce bottle of blue Powerade+ about six to seven ounces of 190 proof pure grain

As a genuine alcoholic™ I can confirm that this recipe is pretty awesome. Not even joking. This was my 8:00am beverage of choice for about a week while I was on a pretty long bender about a year and a half ago. I'm not sure why the blue stuff makes it better, but it does.

Lil Tay™ !Dvon9pscJo replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,405

@previous (G)
8:00am?????!?!?!?!?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,406

@894,403 (G)
Probably replacing lost electrolytes?

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,410

@894,405 (Lil Tay™ !Dvon9pscJo)
Yep. I had to get the shakes off and stop hallucinating before I went to work. I would stop and get a 20oz. blue Powerade, drink a little, pour some alcohol into what was left, and sit a cafe on the way until my hands stopped twitching so I could order a bagel and play on my phone.

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
That was probably a big part of it.

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Lil Tay™ !Dvon9pscJo replied with this 8 years ago, 25 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,411

@previous (G)
Damn sorry. How did you quit and recover?

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,414

@previous (Lil Tay™ !Dvon9pscJo)
I wouldn't say I have. It's been up and down. I did go a little crazy for a while, but I'm not that bad anymore. But damn, I remember that blue Powerade being really good in the mornings.

Lil Tay™ !Dvon9pscJo replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,415

@previous (G)
Damn, I hope you can cut down.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,416

@previous (Lil Tay™ !Dvon9pscJo)
Oh, I have cut down. I haven't had to deal with shakes or hallucinations for around a year, and I'm not drinking in the mornings. It's just a matter of not letting it get that bad again.

Lil Tay™ !Dvon9pscJo replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,420

@previous (G)
Ok well good luck. I can relate.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,421

@previous (Lil Tay™ !Dvon9pscJo)
Thanks!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,437

@894,410 (G)
It does sound truly horrid. I mean, Powerade instead of Gatorade? ???
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