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Topic: #1 producer

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,874

the best thing that happened to hiphop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYtTbSumHUQ

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #894,026

im just gonna spam some nice kool keith tracks
rap along with the lyrics and feel like a rock star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1p9lgbnzgA

Yeah, that's real (I've got all the candles lit)
Kool Keith baby, from the Bronx, New York
You know I miss you right?
I really care about you, more than any other woman in the world
This is what I really like to do
(I've got all the candles lit)

Girl I'ma hold you, let you know
I'm the one... to give you the delicate fun
What is it like to look under the candlelight wit'cha hair done?
Baby you outta sight, jeans are tight
He'll hit you in the eye I'm sorry to hear that
You and your man had a fight, hold your head up don't cry
Everything's gonna be alright, you said it was violent and domestic
The tenth time you got him arrested
You used to look better than that, your black eyes got affected
The cops by your apartment neighbors hear you in the argument
You think it's you and nobody, know where your lover went
Ever since, he broke your arm
Your right rib cage, girl you're somethin else
Let me make a cup of coffee
Here's some hot chocolate, off the shelf
You're nervous, stop shakin, grab ahold of yourself
Everytime you call me you wanna kill yourself
Overtakin prescription, this ain't no science fiction
Girl wanna kill herself

The girl wanna kill herself {*2X*}

Girl wanna kill herself (I've got all the candles lit) brain by the window
Your body hurt with pain you hide from the police department
Callin us every night when he sleep
Let a man in front of your kids beat you up on the brain
He drove you to drugs like a battered woman takin novacaine
Some guy, that keep you in the basement like a dog on a chain
Scared you to death, now you look at everybody strange
Detectives put they head down, it's like workin with a puppet on a string
Your girlfriends complain, 'Tisha say you got blood all over your thangs
You handlin what you did, you slept with him for diamond rings
Circles around your eyes, look like pies
You wanna overdose, stop tellin us lies
The girl wanna kill herself

The girl wanna kill herself (I've got all the candles lit)
Girl wanna kill herself
Girl wanna kill herself, girl wanna kill herself
The girl wanna kill herself (I've got all the candles lit)
Baby don't kill yourself, cause I need you
I know you've been goin crazy
I'ma be there for you, you know I'm your psychiatrist
I just don't want you to kill yourself
Cause you hurt me when you do that
The girl wanna kill herself
She wants to kill herself
The girl wanna kill herselllllllllf
Don't kill yourself... {*fades*}

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,027

pretty cool video too! scroll down for it faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH4Y16Hb6RM

Yo, you're lying
He's lying.. and she's lying
My man over there he's lying
You know what?  You're building up a bunch of lies
Straight lies

You got mad guns?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You got eleven cars?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You got the block scared?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Youse a bugged thug?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You doin jail time?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You got the newest Benz?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You got the girls ready?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You movin big weight?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You cook in steel pots?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You goin on Soul Train?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You cashin royalties?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You did a video?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You smackin everybody?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You closin all deals?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You say you manage people?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Youse a movie star?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You work with Warner Brothers?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You down with Jamie Foxx?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Youse a druglord?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You pay your mortgage?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You datin fine chicks?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You travel solo kid?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You smackin anybody?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You got your own label?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You say you never lease?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You say your record's hot?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You workin hard lady?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You like to clock work?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You at your brother's house?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You tour with Babyface?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You mix on Ni boards?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You talk to Aaron Hall?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You play for the Charlotte Hornets?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You buyin a Rolls Royce?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You got signin power?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You makin hit records?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You say Zach's your cousin?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You sellin Knicks tickets?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You givin afterparties?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You at the Superbowl?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You bought a mansion?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You think you hype rappin?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You say you are the man?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Your mother thinks she's fly?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You say your pops is cool?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You got your aunt a diamond?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You got the kids a gift?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You movin out to Cali?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You say you doin jacks?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You makin millions kid?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You say you sellin furniture?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You work construction?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You got your hair done?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You mess with Lauryn Hill?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You danced with James Brown?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You own a Dodge truck?  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
You work at 7/11?  ..

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,029

i know this is some good shit, no need to compliment me on my music taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It-2wy_l-R8

Kick a dope verse and then we ghost (Repeat 4x)

[Kool Keith]
I got a brand new Ford, bright orange-yellow pickup truck
Cruising around like I'm Johnny Espisito
Pumping my funk tape with Stretch and B Bobbito
Looking around for that kid who robbed Joey, oh he
Catch another rapper rhyme slowly
In the back of your head feel the calico M-O
You know the X, hey hey, he's out the hospital
He played a trumpet in class, plus he had a fiddle
He had a house uptown on Green Apple Road
A human body buried monkey plus a little toad
Scared federal bereau, fuck investigation
No phones, no beeps, fuck communication
I like ice cream kids, I like Carvelle
I read comics and books, yeah Marvel
You want to step MC's, I'm in the basement
Hold up mirrors to hell, where your face went?
I walk quiet at night, through the projects
Maybe one night look through your peephole, peekaboo!
I got a gift for you, to fuck Santa Claus
Open your door, face the Cenobites light
I want the matrix of mad, I'm like Hellraiser
(Who could I be?)

Kick a dope verse and then we ghost (Repeat 4x)

[Bobbito]
Bobbito and yes I got the props
Now will you crab-ass niggas just hop off my cock
My style's En Vouge, you're never gonna get it
Phonetic, kenetic, energetic flows your ears in a tournaquet
Wrapped tightly, my raps just might be
Unsightly, or slightly greusome
Some groups are done, some groups run
Many groups come, when Bob beats are spun
Stun by the stun gun, you're chewing my dick gum
I stick it in your nose so kids can ridicule like Catholic school
Second grade, Mrs. Flaherty had a tragedy
She saw me bust a nut it was flattery
Now I recharge my battery
Flattery gets me where I'm going, lets me know I'm flowing
Sets me when I'm boning
Shit, people asks me who writes for me
I write my own shit from finish to start
Diminish the heart, I eat a kinish and then I fart
A traskit, a triscit, a golden-eared biscuit
Kool Keith asked me to rhyme and so I kicked it
Nervous, served this, never even heard this
Leave a hearse wordless, because I just served this
Stretch Armstrong, my man, my mellow
My Godfather Don, get on the mic and say hello

[Godfather Don]
It's kind of pertinant that the venom I send 'em
Will give 'em an enema, then I'm a prove my shit is funkier than
Yours, when wars bend laws to make niggas figure
I can't rap, I play it undercover and plant that
One word you heard no other say
And the nut I lay to impregnate wombs to tombs
Of larvae, insects to dissect from the ribcage
To the solar, remember the scene of my brain make
You shake and so when I hold a microphone steady
*sniff sniff* Give me five if you're ready
To go on the collision course and send it
When I mental with light jeans don't read names
I'm illiterate, consider it ripped, stripped, flipped, kicked
Then shredded, so say "cheese" when you pictured yourself imbedded
Headed to the fate of niggas spraying rhymes
Like mace, terrible, I'm esoterical when I'm tearing through
Varying the methods and shit, I never do
I left it to Kool Keith, Bobbito, full of libido
For the girls who need-o eight inches of tounge to eat-o, hey
Kind of neato, so check it out
Peace, hollito

Kick a dope verse and then we ghost (Repeat 4x)

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,031

i let this speak for itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvqhnkFWkhM

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,033

stalking isn't a toy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9ltR_SVyDE

[Dr. Dooom]
Yeah! Dr. Di-sea-zee-zee-zee-zee-zee-zee-zoom

I know this R&B singer that live across the street from Central Park
Her shades stay open at night
I see her up late with some Lurch guy sniffin coke and
they both take speed outside with 'em and fill they pockets up with dope and
Press the elevator then come down like paparazzis with a camera
I follow you around
I see you shop a little bit downtown
You buy your turtles from Myrtle, the cologne y'all pick out is Cavalli Roberto
Peek-a-boo, I see you
The panties your girl bought is purple
I see you on 14th Street in the cut, sippin Henny and Cuervo
Walkin out stummblin drunk in Club Petrol

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I followed you; I saw what you did
{*scratched: "I'm out here!"*}

[Dr. Dooom]
Now this was a movie star with big bumps on his face
with a tranny with a fur coat, they was in a rented car
They got out and walked in the club with a spinnin bar
I seen him with Grey Goose from afar
Dancin on the table with a G-string like a spinnin star
You are under a power scope and a binocular
Since when men started dancin as stars?
Givin chicks with mohawks a massage
Dancin to shoes worn by "What's Happenin?"
You stand with designer glasses lookin like Raj
Comin out of a house club
Kissin a man with a wig on that look real bugged

[Chorus] - 2X with last line change "I saw everything you did"

[Dr. Dooom]
See this rapper right here? I'm not close up on ya
But I see you're iced out, payin for another watch you bought on 59th Street
That was Zirconia; with skin blemishes goin to the tannin salon
I see they out to tone ya
You walk two blocks to pay on your prepaid phone ya
With a card that say Music Express cause the record company own ya
Sponsorship, you stopped up in Cross Colours to get free clothes
Fly and real dip
You 23rd Street bootleg, you don't buy real legit
I see you phony with it, plastic alligators on your shirt
What you workin with?

[Chorus] - 2X with last line change "I saw everything you did"

[Dr. Dooom]
I followed you~! Saw you when you got in the cab
Remember? You was on 14th Street
You had on the blue shirt, you had a black coat
Plus you had on some lil' purple glasses
That said Chanel on the side
Don't you remember? Your shoes were brown

Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,035

y buli loli?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7fU7ulJOIA

[Kool Keith]
You got nine cars, tons of champagne, by the cases
Two thousand people killed, fake murder cases
Videos exaggerate things you never make
Your style is all tissue, chocolate fudge cream cake
The companies back you, people out there wanna slap you
Original fraud, funny with a mic cord
Persuadin kids that you hard, every stage you tour
Cold scared you in a motel, you can't come out
After the show, with panties on, you hurry run out
You petrified hallucinatin thinkin hardcore
You got the style now, you have to roll with 50 people
Lookin hard and mean, you ain't pullin triggers
Did you pay your bodyguards, for actin hard?
You get pistol-whipped, booty tapped, face scarred
Down and out, with camouflage gear, and no war
You ain't in the army kid..

{Little girls.. think they're hardcore..} (3X)

[Kool Keith]
Now your show's packed up, you're gassed up
I'm there you're scared
You just turned twat, looked away feelin weird
You on the walkie talkie standin close near the door
Thinkin bout your records how you pop doo-doo more
Posses wait in Texas, Detroit for the bumrush
You bringin rubber, your crew is nervous smokin dust
You perpetrate your front, show your teeth, smokin blunts
Rappers cancel shows, ran away with stunts
Your manager scared, with ghetto mugs starin at him
Your crew pressured more, to even act harder
You took New York, down South them folks, wasn't havin that
Three kids from D.C. pulled out, what you laughin at?
You ran out, funny style, girl style, panty style
Freestyle the same style last week
you was bitin off that kid Bo Peep
With no panties on, your rectum got torn
Rearranged, I caught you after the show
Naked out, butt out, cracked out, with two rolls of film
Tryin to sell pictures of your lover
with you, molestin your little brother
I smacked you and stole your pistols

{Little girls.. think they're hardcore..} (4X)

[Kool Keith]
Tommy, didn't I raise you to go to Catholic school?
	But mom, I gotta keep this up, this is all a front
	This is just gimmicks to sell my records
	The people don't have to know
	I mean really, that's just me, even though we're soft
	Me and my friends all of us
	We just make money, that's all, it's a gimmick

Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,036

lyrical genius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXtUA4WH58c

So what you got your first deal?
Who you signed with, nigga?
Epic?
Def Jam?
I don't give a fuck if you're with Warner Bros.
Who you signed with, nigga?
Muthafuckin Loud?
Interscope, Columbia, Sony, 550
Fuck it if you're with Dreamworks
And if is, your in-house commercial-ass producers
Can suck out the interior out of my dick
Y'all still 75, that ain't no new shit
Fake-ass wanna-be hip-hop shit
Don't worry about who the fuck I hang with
Jealous muthafuckas

I'm tired of niggas fooling muthafuckas 
Actin like they drug dealers
All you rappers fantasizin that jewelry and car shit
You can pull the Speedos and suck my dick
Tell your corny fans who believe that shit
Lick the back of my ass quick
I'ma shut faggots down
Especially muthafuckas with that gay-ass production
New millenium homo sound
Smack the shit out of you for doin that wack-ass shit you do
50 bodyguards surround you
Keepin men that fuck you in the ass around you
Standin like you runnin shit, you ain't the fuckin President
Posin with ugly bitches in your video who take AIDS medicine
You don't wanna fuck with me or rock with me
Or rhyme on any block with me
Fuck the rap museum
I should be on the wall next to Run-D.M.C.
Between Public Enemy
Some assholes jealous me
I don't care no more about your lyrics
The average MC is bullshit, I don't hear it
Fuck you talkin about you rap with a good spirit
I make rappers intimidated
Over wack-ass beats they get motivated, some have ministrated
Even suburban kids copy your shit and duplicate it
My balls you now cherish 
By some new-ass MC about to perish
Type of muthafucka to eat a lotta celery
Your CD was butter-soft - what you tellin me?
A bunch of 'N Sync type of fans hyped you up like Bill Bellamy
A bitch like you would rhyme with a curfew
Niggas with real shit will hurt you
The girl scout club I refer you
Bastard you
Your man rap, new nigga, he's wack, fuck you
Stay low, I'm above you 
Erase your shit, I don't dub you
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

Muthafucka
FUCK YOU

Muthafucka
FUCK YOU

Yeah
You been rappin for 20'000 years 
And you ain't got your fuckin deal yet?
What the fuck
Don't take your problems out on me
And the rest of you muthafuckas
Walkin around lookin like some old alien niggas

Muthafucka, I pull your face off
'bout to show you what the fuck you look like
Cause you keep it real
Too real muthafuckin broke
2001
Nobody was sayin that shit when I was payin for them fuckin hot wings
Hope you burn your fuckin lips

FUCK YOU
Muthafucka
FUCK YOU
Muthafucka
FUCK YOU
Muthafucka
FUCK YOU

ASSHOLE

Anonymous A (OP) nonuple-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,038

fucking monkeys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RZM_CEdiCU

(Back in the 70's, it was all about drugs..)

Tie my arm up at night between shows
Takin soda tops off of soda pops
I used to be up all night in the living room
smokin a lot of weed with the Four Tops
Makin collect calls back home to my pops
My little brother said, "Keith - you need to stop!"
I knew something was wrong
when I gave away my VHS and sold a pair of my socks
The IRS callin me, gettin on my nerve, I was warned by Redd Foxx
My girl, "Keith you seen my diamond rings in the jewelry box?"
I don't know; last night you and Chaka Khan was in here sniffin blow
I was in the room sweatin thinkin about the rent playin bingo
The landlord said the first of the month, we gotta go
Packed up my bag and met Darryl Strawberry in the mall
I told James Brown stop smokin angel dust and the pis-tal
He wanted to go up to the Olive Garden and start a resteraunt brawl
"Mary J. Blige, my son don't accept them type of phone calls"
I can't come out tonight, my Bic lighter don't light
I heard you and K-Ci in the background
I'm screamin did the cops come and break up the fight?

All the crack and the drugs, make me feel, the way I feel
All the crack and the drugs.. drugs..
All the crack and the drugs, make me feel, the way I feel
All the crack and the drugs..

Freebasin eighteen pounds of coke with Marvin Gaye
Put that on the table, let's parlay
with Smokey Robinson and Bootsy, lightin aluminum foil
Watch that crack pipe boil
With Richard Pryor we burned the house down gettin higher
Don't think I'm bluffin
Meet Tommy Lee Curtis, Keith Richards, Eddie Kingwards and David Ruffin
Rick James was in the kitchen lightin the flame
and Mousey's trapped with Cuba Gooding Sr.
I don't want nobody to know my name
I kept glasses on it was a damn shame
Losin weight, fallin out in big arenas
The same guy who used to deal to me
deals to Whitney and Bobby, meet Ike and Tina
Every Saturday mansions was packed, "Hey Jimmy you got the smack?"
Shut up!  You don't know how to act

All the crack and the drugs, make me feel, the way I feel
All the crack and the drugs.. drugs..
All the crack and the drugs, make me feel, the way I feel
All the crack and the drugs..

Crystal methane.. and heroin and quaaludes..
A relapse, of your mind
Angel dust, ecstasy, sniffin coke baby..
got the best of me-heee-heeeee..
I got rits, withdrawals, my symptoms of pain
Rush me to the hosss-pi-tallll..
Oooh, ooh baby
Get this monkey off of MY MY MY BACK!
And get him off of me
Get the monkey off my BACK! Baby!
Get the monkey
And get the monkey off my back now..

Anonymous A (OP) decuple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,039

vidya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2aqZZl8ORI

Anonymous A (OP) undecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,040

moar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xFAkQtvk-Q

Anonymous A (OP) duodecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,041

you wan frestile?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVzTrO5RnWA

"Now the first drop of juice is there for her to see
 Honey, that's when she backs off and just lick her teeth..."

Chorus:
 (Sex style!) Niggas want it free
 They dogs drink my piss (Girls pay a fee)

You want freestlye, that's right, the style is free
Niggas suck my dick and they girls drink my pee
I'm on some S&M shit you can't get with
Pull your panties down on stage and watch you sweat quick
Suckers back to pull their style's transsexual
Lesbians dance with the funky heterosexual
You on the mic, and when you rhyme I start to jerk off
Let my dog lick you German Shepard want to bust off
I tell your legs and swat em, MC's having anal sex
Step around like a Tampax, and step up next
I enter New York, no problem with my dick out
California porno star, my ass you can lick out
Saying "What?" with sperm dripping down your partner's butt
I see MC's in my face with their ass up
Let me put my cape on, my rubber and my mask up
Not no horror-core shit, this is porno-core
I'm in the club naked man, I'm the fucking pro
Niggas can't wax no ass, girls should let them know

Chorus x3

Back I wreck shit, so what nigga?  I masturbate
See your girls' cocked back, her legs tied like a figure eight
I'm on stage getting sucked by Madonna
Sticking piped in your ass until you stop the freesyle drama
I pioneered this shit, you keep sucking dick
Your girl's in the crowd, hawking me for a naked flick
I got my silk underwear for the atmosphere
Piss in your face and urinate all in your hair
You name a group that's shit, I will pooper-scoop
Fuck with this, miss, I will damage on the premesis
Niggas step back with Dax grease, watch their ass twist
I rhyme any nigga, golden showers up in Greek Alley
Movie star bitches, MC's lining up in Cali
Drinking vodka, Absolut, sipping Tanqueray
Mc's jump off, I stung your rectum like a stingray
Girls heinie-wipe, MC's say my style is hype
Pussies relax, I'd rather fuck them with a cordless mic
Could rob a horse, pull your panties off and pay the cost

Chorus x2

"May they beat his bowels with a ten-pound hammer til his asshole
 whistles the Star-Spangled Banner."

Now the nurse is here, Dr. Butcher to your anus
I don't care who your are, and if you think you're famous
You could be waxed, seventy-five fucking rap groups
Bisexuals on stage eating fruit loops
Sugar smacks, I got the rhythm for your ass cracks
Bring your girl, she fantasize in my sex world

Chorus x3

Anonymous A (OP) tridecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,042

murder police? shieeeeeeiiiiiiit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbAdBWXGnIU

Motherfucker I'm Kool Keith, motherfucker I'm cursin
You know I'm the type of guy to piss
and throw shit in your face if you're the right person
I don't give a fuck if your name is Tony Gerson

Ultimately figure the champion
Figure express shit, the best shit
You tess shit, caress shit
Talk more higher, then less shit
You aware, address shit
Impress shit, you confess shit
Ivory wash with the Zest shit
Fuck the weed and the sess shit
Don't bother with the pest shit
Check cash, you guess shit
Fuck the Coupe and the S shit
The talkin behind my back shit
The skirt and the dress shit
You really workin that East and West with the juice
It's some death shit, whack niggaz you sign
get witcha girl, run your mouth with the Celeste shit
No worry, I get more, I fight and scuffle, at the Greek
I ain't down with that 'fess shit
You gonna rooter yourself and get your motherfuckin ass killed
with that bulletproof vest shit
Copy assholes, let the public hype you up on some wild West shit
Fightin ugly bitches on that obsessed shit
Old slang, I wouldn't say fresh shit
Soak shirts, take no shit
Put on your coat shit
Get out of here you smell like goat shit
Wheats and oats shit
You see you still on that flossin and that yacht and that boat shit
Don't say a word when I quote shit
If you real fuck your card, and go promote shit
Fuck the Virgin Islands, powder and float shit
Get your girl, fuckin run, you better fuckin go quick
Fertilizer, you better try to grow shit
You ain't no Don Juan on that stroll shit
You sniffin blow shit
You sit on the toilet, and go shit!
Tell motherfuckers everywhere, this is pro shit
No G.I., I'm like my pops - I'm on some Joe shit!
Some Grover mixin a little, mo' shit
You say OH SHIT!
You can't get a slice of my pizza?  No shit
Get off my stage, you ain't on my show, shit
Trumpets, you got some musical notes?  You can't blow shit
You need to step back, go to shit

Anonymous A (OP) quattuodecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,043

moar bbw

https://youtu.be/ND0NXH0MBmM

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,044

he's got a mouth on him, needs a spankin

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,045

@894,043 (A)
oh dis wan has moar bbw

https://youtu.be/Wm2dVgyvUyY

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,046

non kool keith to end my spam, my chain got broken by some fucktard anyways

https://youtu.be/TtyZky2uqwc

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #894,047

i must admit this is the best topic all night

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,114

@previous (A)
put the jenkem pipe down..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,121

@previous (C)
this is without a doubt the best topic posted this evening

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,149

@previous (A)
I'll take what would a nerdy f ag say...for one thousand...Alex..
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