Topic: Matt, syntax has you by the balls.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,864

What do you do?
He has weighed and measured you and you are helpless in his grasp.
I feel sorry for you.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #893,912

I like a knights tale too

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #893,913

> Matt, syntax has you by the balls.

I want to Photoshop this scene into existence, but I know it will mean going through a lot of ball-fondling porn in order to find two guys with the right ages and body types in the right position.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #893,914

@previous (C)

Make the sacrifice

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 30 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #893,915

@893,913 (C)
I thought that was your expertise?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,931

@893,914 (B)
I'll have to see how boring waiting for my laundry gets this weekend.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,933

@previous (C)
Don't you have your own washer and dryer?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,934

@OP
> feeling sorry for matt

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,936

It looks like Indy wins again!

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,937

@893,933 (E)
I do, but I don't live in a Star Trek future where they instantly make clothes clean. That means I'll have some time to browse gay porn while I wait.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,000

@893,936 (E)

> It looks like Indy wins again!

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,024

@previous (G)
Having all of these people so obsessed with him that they cannot talkabout anything else? Yep, I’d say he won! LMAO

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,030

@previous (D)
Won? You need to see the place he is currently living in. Does have room for 3 light bulbs.
If that is winning then yes lol

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,032

@previous (H)
Tell us more about it.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,034

If you want to find out who is really winning? Look up Chris Chandler for laffs.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,037

@894,032 (I)
Spreading the bad sad news is not necessarily good for your health. If you must see it just Google for it.

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #894,056

@previous (H)
No specifics, just tell us what you known about the neighborhood and his apartment. Also, how did you get such detail on his specific apartment?

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