Topic: Copme on Syntax, please tell us the truth
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,826
Do you really, really believe that In-n-Out burger has a “secret menu” that it tries to hide from customers, except those in the know like you who have discovered it?? And do you really insist that they show you the potato before making your fries??
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 36 minutes later[^] [v] #893,618
7:00 on a Wednesday night? Bit early to be drunk imo.
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #893,619
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)Failure is his only option
He also lives in a place that does not have In n Out
If one were to simply just Google In n Out secret menu the first result I C is
The animal style fries are potatoes with cheese spread, grilled onions and pickles if you ask for them (I don't). The second-most popular secret menu offering is protein style, which means your burger or double-double is wrapped in lettuce instead of a bun. ... The Flying Dutchman - just cheese and meat, to take home.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/jay-weston/innout-burgers-secret-men_1_b_7903884.html
Just a few words from Huff
A website called BuzzFeed recently paid tribute to In-n-Out Burger by listing 27 whimsical reasons why they are so beloved.
I won’t detail them all but some are admirable. It began: First of all, the burgers, which are handmade by angels. Then it went on: “Also, the heavenly, freshly cut-to-order divine fries. Followed by: the Special Sauce, because only mere mortals use just ketchup and mustard. The milkshakes are pretty much nectar from the gods. And The Neapolitan Shake is the most potent of them all. It goes on: The ingredients are fresh 2 death...like, it’s so fresh you can only get it in certain states.
Ending with: But if you want to go crazy The Secret Menu is what dreams are made of.
Which is where I come in...’cause I was the first journalist to detail ALL of the possibilities of the secret menu.
I won’t detail them all but some are admirable. It began: First of all, the burgers, which are handmade by angels. Then it went on: “Also, the heavenly, freshly cut-to-order divine fries. Followed by: the Special Sauce, because only mere mortals use just ketchup and mustard. The milkshakes are pretty much nectar from the gods. And The Neapolitan Shake is the most potent of them all. It goes on: The ingredients are fresh 2 death...like, it’s so fresh you can only get it in certain states.
Ending with: But if you want to go crazy The Secret Menu is what dreams are made of.
Which is where I come in...’cause I was the first journalist to detail ALL of the possibilities of the secret menu.
You will have to read the rest cause well cause I am not about to copyPasta all there is2
Last time I was there they failed to show me the Potato nor was I about to ask them for that. Will see what happens next time
AND I have never paid attention to the special Shake which is only 2B found on that secrete menu so will try next time
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,623
@previous (Syntax)
But don’t you understand that there is nothing “secret” about this? It is just putting the same few ingredients in a different order! It is just like how Taco Bell tries to troll everyone all the time with a “new” menu item, which is just beans, cheese, sour cream, and lettuce, but in a different order. Surely you understand this?
But don’t you understand that there is nothing “secret” about this? It is just putting the same few ingredients in a different order! It is just like how Taco Bell tries to troll everyone all the time with a “new” menu item, which is just beans, cheese, sour cream, and lettuce, but in a different order. Surely you understand this?
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,624
@previous (A)
Apparently your culinary skill is super limited.
Raw Onions which are on the regular menu do not even resemble the Grilled Onions one only finds on the Secrete Menue nor do they charge extra for them and there sure is more prep and labor and cooking time=labor plus the added oil which comes at no extra charge. And always cooked to Order including just how much grilling time you want them grilled.
The regular menu is shockingly small and limited. There is no hint of any added special menu and not even sure if they have a hard copy to show
One other difference is that NO ONE Starts working there at minimum wage and it's standard practice to pay employees bonus's and I mean regular employees
AND I have never ever experienced so many employees with such happy smiles and I mean those working in the background as well as at the counter
There are no freezers, microwaves or heat lamps
Their shakes, which I don’t often drink, are made from real ice cream with no by-products.
Apparently your culinary skill is super limited.
Raw Onions which are on the regular menu do not even resemble the Grilled Onions one only finds on the Secrete Menue nor do they charge extra for them and there sure is more prep and labor and cooking time=labor plus the added oil which comes at no extra charge. And always cooked to Order including just how much grilling time you want them grilled.
The regular menu is shockingly small and limited. There is no hint of any added special menu and not even sure if they have a hard copy to show
One other difference is that NO ONE Starts working there at minimum wage and it's standard practice to pay employees bonus's and I mean regular employees
AND I have never ever experienced so many employees with such happy smiles and I mean those working in the background as well as at the counter
There are no freezers, microwaves or heat lamps
Their shakes, which I don’t often drink, are made from real ice cream with no by-products.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,626
@previous (Syntax)
> Apparently your culinary skill is super limited.
> Raw Onions which are on the regular menu do not even resemble the Grilled Onions one only finds on the Secrete Menue nor do they charge extra for them and there sure is more prep and labor and cooking time=labor plus the added oil which comes at no extra charge.
> Apparently your culinary skill is super limited.
> Raw Onions which are on the regular menu do not even resemble the Grilled Onions one only finds on the Secrete Menue nor do they charge extra for them and there sure is more prep and labor and cooking time=labor plus the added oil which comes at no extra charge.
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,630
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Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,633
@893,618 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Never mind my previous comments. I've talked it over with the gin and tonic and both of us are feeling pretty good.
Never mind my previous comments. I've talked it over with the gin and tonic and both of us are feeling pretty good.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,667
@893,631 (E)
I always felt a bit awkward getting drunk before sunset. Like, it's okay to start drinking before but you should still be coherent and not slurring speech until dark.
I always felt a bit awkward getting drunk before sunset. Like, it's okay to start drinking before but you should still be coherent and not slurring speech until dark.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,670
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> you should still be coherent and not slurring speech until dark.
Seriously? Fuck your sitcom on ABC.
> you should still be coherent and not slurring speech until dark.
Seriously? Fuck your sitcom on ABC.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,686
There is literally no 'secret menu' it's just good customer service.
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 9 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,770
@previous (F)> There is literally no 'secret menu' it's just good customer service.
How exactly is hiding all the options good customer service? There is NO HINT at all there are other options.
For instance b4 I became a customer there was NO LIMIT to number of Patties and slices of cheese until someone ordered 100 X 100 all one one single burger and they did it and corporate said NO MORE Nonsense
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,778
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Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,783
@previous (G)
Try n explain that to Indy who has no culinary skills.
For example NOT everyone appreciates raw onions and some people may not like that extra oil grilled onions provide
Try n explain that to Indy who has no culinary skills.
For example NOT everyone appreciates raw onions and some people may not like that extra oil grilled onions provide
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,785
@previous (Syntax)
It doesn't mean there is an official Secret Menu though its just a bunch of recipes someone made up and gave names.
Wish burger.. So like a thing of bread and sauce?
It doesn't mean there is an official Secret Menu though its just a bunch of recipes someone made up and gave names.
Wish burger.. So like a thing of bread and sauce?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,790
jfc
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,791
don't be mean he is dyslexic (fun fact don't use those dyslexic fonts they don't work!)
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Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,792
@893,785 (G)
http://www.in-n-out.com/
http://www.in-n-out.com/menu.aspx
http://www.in-n-out.com/menu/not-so-secret-menu.aspx
HowSomEver that last link does NOT list all there is to list so one must resort to going deeper digging deeper
So one MUST Google In n Out secrete menu and even then it takes some looking4
Give it a try yourself AND Notice that finding something as simple as the Grilled Onions are NOT easy to locate nor does In n Out make it easy to discover
They are there but it takes finding the right image and I do mean the RIGHT image and scrolling over the text to find them
Also they do offer a no bread option for dem into bread as not good for body. Gluten nerds
http://www.in-n-out.com/
http://www.in-n-out.com/menu.aspx
http://www.in-n-out.com/menu/not-so-secret-menu.aspx
HowSomEver that last link does NOT list all there is to list so one must resort to going deeper digging deeper
So one MUST Google In n Out secrete menu and even then it takes some looking4
Give it a try yourself AND Notice that finding something as simple as the Grilled Onions are NOT easy to locate nor does In n Out make it easy to discover
They are there but it takes finding the right image and I do mean the RIGHT image and scrolling over the text to find them
Also they do offer a no bread option for dem into bread as not good for body. Gluten nerds
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,798
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,802
@893,792 (Syntax)
> one MUST Google In n Out secrete menu and even then it takes some looking4
what the fuck are you talking about? they link to it on their website. they call it 'not-so-secret'. the grilled onions is just animal style and anyone who has had in n out already knows that
you fucking nut
> one MUST Google In n Out secrete menu and even then it takes some looking4
what the fuck are you talking about? they link to it on their website. they call it 'not-so-secret'. the grilled onions is just animal style and anyone who has had in n out already knows that
you fucking nut
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Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,811
@previous (I)
Well laa de da
Perhaps you knew it b4 thee
Ain't like I eat all that much of fast food.
@893,798 (G)
Perhaps you live no where near one
Well laa de da
Perhaps you knew it b4 thee
Ain't like I eat all that much of fast food.
@893,798 (G)
Perhaps you live no where near one
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,812
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,818
@previous (I)
I make fun of McD's and 4sure Taco Tuesdays means Tacos made to order and they are FAST to make except some details are not easy to make like say Carnitas for instance as compared to a burger joint.
Hard for me to remember what I get that is fast except for occasional Subway which is NOW off my list because well just because I have researched far more better places which are few I admit to get a Far Far more better Sandwich.
I have all but given up trying to find Onion Rings that meet my high standards - I no where to find them but logistics are a bitch
I make fun of McD's and 4sure Taco Tuesdays means Tacos made to order and they are FAST to make except some details are not easy to make like say Carnitas for instance as compared to a burger joint.
Hard for me to remember what I get that is fast except for occasional Subway which is NOW off my list because well just because I have researched far more better places which are few I admit to get a Far Far more better Sandwich.
I have all but given up trying to find Onion Rings that meet my high standards - I no where to find them but logistics are a bitch