Topic: I just crashed my company van.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 8 years ago #75,822

Not so much crashed but dragged the side along a metal fence. Left a dent and a long scrape.

Parked up waiting for a pick up and my bosses wife just text me thanking me for all my hard work lately as we're short staffed.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #893,552

> as we're short staffed.
Maybe she is telling you she is tired of her husbands short staff and is looking for something more penetrating.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #893,553

This is why we need autonomous driving.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,577

@OP
what if they want you to be tested for drugs?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,579

At least you didn't drive it through a storefront.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,581

@893,577 (D)

> what if they want you to be tested for drugs?

lol

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,590

fun

i'm not going back to work until this weekend
my supervisor is fine with it (obviously)
but he said aubrey's getting fired for calling out twice already (because of me)

welp
maybe i can talk him out of it
we'll see but i doubt it

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,591

also pics

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,593

@893,590 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
you worked at the same place?? also what's wrong with you

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,594

@previous (F)
yep, same bar
my friend works there and her friend (who i've gotten wasted with before) is our supervisor
it's a small-ish scene
most mtl punx know each other

mild sternum fracture

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,596

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
how'd you fracture your sternum
you should start a band called Mild Sternum Fracture

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,599

@previous (F)
that would be a good coldwave band

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,602

That sucks, hopefully they won't be upset. Happened plenty to us, I've done basically the same and one dude totalled a vehicle. Shit happens, they should be understanding.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,669

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)@893,599 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Aubrey seems like a loser...W tf.

get with a winner...I want you..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,673

cockwave

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,674

@893,669 (D)
> Aubrey seems like a loser...W tf.
winning!

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,675

I am worth five Aubreys...at least..

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,676

@previous (D)
You, my friend, are filled with dragon energy and tiger blood!

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,682

@previous (J)
tell me something I don't already know..

Anonymous D double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,683

@893,590 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
real men...like me...show up and get the job done..

sissies call in..

Anonymous D triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,684

@893,594 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
ouch...that must suck...hope it heals quick..

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,687

@previous (D)

It happened because... You broke her heart..

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,689

@previous (C)
I would NEVER break her heart..

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,690

@previous (D)

Then why...is the ribcage split.....

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,699

@previous (C)

> Then why...is the ribcage split.....

cant wait until someone splits your head open like those black guys did a few years back, fuck you.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,728

@893,602 (H)
if people were understanding...there'd be no lawyers..

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,775

@893,699 (K)

I give.. Black guys.. Head for breakfast...

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #893,847

@893,683 (D)
@893,684 (D)
lol aubrey called out to take care of me

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #893,905

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
he probably just told you that cause he is allergic to work..

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