Topic: ZOMG JENNY
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #7,582
ZOMG Jenny, I just found out all these guys on Minichan who I thought were so cool are actually virgins in real life, can you believe it? As in never had sex, never touched a girl 'down there', never been on a date, probably never even held hands romantically or heard the words 'I love you' from a girl. They seemed so cool and laidback till I found out they have no social lives, have never even kissed a girl, can barely talk to one or even look her in the eye and never had any kind of relationship. LMFAO, and they seemed to know so much about sex. That is just so, so sad you know? I just want to hug each and every one of them and tell them: There's a special girl for you out there somewhere, don't give up hope, humans weren't made to be lonely. It's also kind of adorable, a guy being a virgin, haha, I feel so sorry for them. I hope they find happiness someday. But yeah, trouble is they're so starved of attention that when I try to help them, they end up falling in love with me. They're like sweet lle lost puppies looking for affection and a home, but it wont be with me lol. Anyway, let's get out of here, I'll leave them some advice for their social anxiety, but their overcompensation for their virginity with macho talk, sex talk and misogyny is getting tiring. I used to take offence at 'Tits or GTFO', 'Back to the kitchen' and them calling us 'cumdumpsters'. Actually, I found it kind of hot, but now it's like, lol. But I still feel sorry for them, you know? Because I know it must be hard and embarrassing for a guy to live as a virgin, and kind of awkward for their families as well. Anyway let's get to the coffeshop. Have Josh and Eric meet us up. I'm sad to be leaving , but the threads were only funny when I thought it was guys like Josh posting, but I just can't take these guys seriously anymore, I mean, they're virgins! They'd stare at the floor if I was standing in front of them, lol. I suggest the rest of you girls follow us out of Minichan.
jennyxj9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #131,683
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,685
f uprotip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,687
lol 10/10 bud don’t throw this on me
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,688
i am artAnonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,690
lol
jennyxj9 replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,703
dats mean
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,811
Waiter, this pasta is stale.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,820
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #132,223
;-;
just because they're guys doesn't mean all of what you said goes for them,
it can go for girls here too, you know~
hurrrrrrrr
just because they're guys doesn't mean all of what you said goes for them,
it can go for girls here too, you know~
hurrrrrrrr
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #132,290
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #132,684
The only people like that are complete outcasts.