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Topic: Svet, are you a Scouser?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,779

You seemed sick as a Cleethorpes donkey when Real Madrid mullered the Pool. Are you a bin dipper?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 minutes later[^] [v] #893,221

@OP
A hitchhiker with three eyes, no arms, and one leg is standing on the side of the road. An Englishman drives up and says "Oi, oi, oi! You look 'armless. Hop in!"

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #893,222

@previous (B)
Why does the hitchhiker have three eyes? Is that important to the setup of the joke? How can you tell if the person is hitchhiking if they don't have arms? Did they have a sign? I have so many questions.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #893,223

@previous (C)
Come on! That's killer shit!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,227

@893,222 (C)
yeah if they have no arms they're just a roadside freak

YeastPaste™ !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,229

Because “oi” is “eye” you mora.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,230

@previous (YeastPaste™ !iAYoMftFR2)
Thank you! That helped. I have one less question now.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,231

@893,229 (YeastPaste™ !iAYoMftFR2)
你是一個愚蠢的中國男人

YeastPaste™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,234

@previous (F)
I am? Nice traditional characters, mora.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #893,236

shameful, shameful hooliganism
is this the best that we can do
is it
is it

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,282

Ya looked sick as a donkey when real Madrid hammered the reds la'

Anonymous H double-posted this 8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,283

@893,229 (YeastPaste™ !iAYoMftFR2)

Doesn't sound anything alike

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,292

He is indeed a scouser. He lived in Liverpool during his raver days, but fled to London when a larger scouser beat him up for his cocaine.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,294

@OP

I'm a east Londoner and a west ham fan. I just hate real Madrid more than Liverpool.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,311

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Were you ever in the Inter City Firm? If yes, did you ever open up one of those Millwall Ravi Shankars? Bunch of fucking Berkshire hunts, those toby jugs. I'm foreeeeeeever blooooowin' bubbles........!!!!!!!

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,318

@previous (A)
No. The ICF is a thing of the past, like 1980s. Anyone who claims to be part of them is bullshitting.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,327

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

I think someone wathhed green street

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 56 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,333

@893,318 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> No. The ICF is a thing of the past, like 1980s.

That's why I asked "Were you...", not "Are you...", you daft Hampton Wick. I was having a giraffe mate.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,334

@893,294 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Do you talk Cockney and call people "guv" and use rhyming slang innit?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,338

Svet lad, you happy with Pellegrini or did you want that dour ghoul Moyes to stay on?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,339

@previous (A)
Moyes did okay and I was fine with him staying but really happy about Pellegrini.

@893,334 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I have an Essex accent.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,342

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I'm an Everton fan and was happy to offload him to Manure.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,348

Some good-looking split-arses in Essex by the way. Had a bird there once, Southend way, took it up the Arris every time.

Yo Svet, what's your favourite Iron Maiden album mate?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,349

@893,342 (A)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #893,350

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Studio album I meant.
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