Topic: I miss my online friend

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,602

He hasn't posted in 3 hours! How dare he have a life unlike me. Sorry, I have no real friends so online friends are my everything.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #891,331

Have no fear I am back.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #891,333

@previous (B)
Hey, buddy. Hope you didn't do anything I wouldn't do while you were gone for 3 FUCKING HOURS. Of course you did something I wouldn't do because I'd never leave Minichan for that long.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #891,335

@previous (A)
Good food & a few good people to chat with irl.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #891,336

@previous (B)
> few good people to chat with irl.

That's it. This friendship is OVER.
Now to browse the suicide thread for 3 hours again contemplating suicide.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #891,340

@previous (A)
As your friend let me suggest you take a nice nap for 3 hours instead.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #891,342

@891,333 (A)
@891,336 (A)
Go to bed Fuckalms, go sleep it off.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #891,349

@891,340 (B)
I don't wanna. I'm mad at you.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #891,350

@previous (A)
The nap idea was a poor one.
You need to ejaculate for 3 full hours instead. Get all those toxins out of your system.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,352

@previous (D)
I can't do it without Anon B watching on Skype but I'm mad at him, so it's not happening.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,353

@previous (A)
Why do you want your friend to watch you ejaculate. That is what your mother is for.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,356

@previous (E)
Sorry, I'm not in the mood for childish morons. I just lost my online friend, for fuck's sake...

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,359

@previous (A)
I don't think you were treating your online friend with respect.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,368

@previous (F)
Yes, I was up until he went out and got irl friends.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,376

@previous (A)
Hey buddy, wanna be my friend?

beckyderp !Memes4aSuc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #891,632

@891,368 (A)
The minified link for this post is !9fam.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #891,789