Topic: I haven't heard the "laurel/yanny" thing yet

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 8 years ago #75,597

You fags can't make me listen to it! ??

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #891,174

It actually says "Meta is gay".

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #891,176

It's trying too hard to be the dumb new white/gold dress thing. I'm still not convinced anybody legitimately hears "laurel", I think it's just trolls trolling trolls.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #891,177

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

It does say laurel, pitch shift it

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #891,178

@previous (D)
No it doesn't. Stop being contrarian.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #891,180

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

No u

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #891,181

@891,176 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
It is very clearly Laurel you brain dead retard (no offense)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #891,182

@891,180 (D)
Look you little shit, you are very close to crossing the line. I want you to know that once I "go tteh" on someone, it is over. I have ruined lives, destroyed careers, bankrupted people, even provoked one suicide. You may think I am "bawwing" and "mad in space," but you have no idea, man. I will not hesitate to destroy your fucking life. So back off, and let's keep it at a fun level. Thanks.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 8 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #891,183

@891,181 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
God, do you actually think it's Laurel? If so I think we may have to stop being friends.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #891,184

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I don't "think" it's Laurel I acknowledge the reality of the situation which is that "Laurel" is spoken. Thanks.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #891,186

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Are you actually retarded? I am genuinely at a loss for words. Just listen to it, you wanker. It's "Yanny".

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #891,188

@891,184 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The silence is telling. Thanks.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,195

Don't waste your time with the bullshit surrounding the clip.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yanny_or_Laurel
Nor waste time looking at Science guys actually doing research Because apparently none of them looked into the validity of the actual clip.

Clip was recorded or Manipulated to distort the contents. Much like putting Oregano in Red Cool Aid as such will fuck up the results.

I fell into the 47% and heard Yanny - Then caught an interview of the Opera singer who recorded that clip. Without the mess of distortion; Laurel was clear as a virgins breath in a field of flowers.

Even my go to site Huffington fails to get much rite except for pegging Reddit in the mess and the Opera Singers name was not mentioned but he heard Yanny and he is the guy who said "Laurel"

To conclude IF U Ever trust Vocabulary.com for pronunciation, then you should trust my version of ritten English

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,196

@891,184 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Okay I listened to it like 100 times and sort of can hear Laurel now.

fuck you

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,197

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
?? ???? ???? ??? ???? ???? ????? ?? ??????? ??? ??? ??? ????? ?? ???????

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,198

I'm still not listening to it! ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,208

@891,186 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
@891,188 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
@891,196 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Mad.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,211

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,223

@891,176 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

> It's trying too hard to be the dumb new white/gold dress thing. I'm still not convinced anybody legitimately hears "laurel", I think it's just trolls trolling trolls.

dude that's all I heard

Anonymous G double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,226

@891,195 (Syntax)
> a virgins breath in a field of flowers
how do you always come up with the grossest phrases
you're gross

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,230

@previous (G)
Do you really admit to reading ever single word I rote?

What is really rong with that phrase? Have you not once met a virgin who is of age and is waiting waiting to be proposed2 and ready to lose what she still has to lose in a field of flowers?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,231

@891,226 (G)

> >a virgins breath in a field of flowers
> how do you always come up with the grossest phrases
> you're gross

I'll try to make one up

a toad's warty butthole in a bouquet of daisies

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,232

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
That Sir will only turn on Anon G

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,249

@891,230 (Syntax)
> Have you not once met a virgin who is of age and is waiting waiting to be proposed2 and ready to lose what she still has to lose in a field of flowers?
holy shit what

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,253

@previous (G)
Concentrate on this phrase instead.
> a virgins breath in a field of flowers

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,254

@previous (Syntax)

> Concentrate on this phrase instead.
> >a virgins breath in a field of flowers

Have you not once met a virgin who is of age and is waiting waiting to be proposed2 and ready to lose what she still has to lose in a field of flowers?

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,258

@previous (G)
You want me to translate that 4 U. Do you need a decoder ring? How about this - Imagine a Virgin who is ready to lose it but demands a proposal and marriage first ok and this is where this will all take place in near future

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,261

@previous (Syntax)
She sound like a cheesy bitch

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,262

OP confirmed for a virgin.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,265

@891,261 (G)
Could be. I have a long term best buddy from HighSchool era. He had lots of quality GF's who he bedded. Then met a gal who was a virgin and insisted on remaining so until wedding nite WHICH IS EXACTLY What he wanted - He refused to Marry a non virgin

He is still married to her after all these many years. Turns out the only way she will allow sex is IF they want to make babies. So they made 5 or so. Don't no how many times it took to make each but think about it. He got what he demanded and now that she cannot make more babies he gets NO sex.

Karma

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,267

@previous (Syntax)

> Could be. I have a long term best buddy from HighSchool era. He had lots of quality GF's who he bedded. Then met a gal who was a virgin and insisted on remaining so until wedding nite WHICH IS EXACTLY What he wanted - He refused to Marry a non virgin
>
> He is still married to her after all these many years. Turns out the only way she will allow sex is IF they want to make babies. So they made 5 or so. Don't no how many times it took to make each but think about it. He got what he demanded and now that she cannot make more babies he gets NO sex.
>
> Karma

fuckin weirdos

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,268

play it back on your sub
play it back on tinny headphones

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,274

When I listened to it on youtube it was yanni. When I listened to a clip of it on a podcast, it was laurel

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,275

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
its cuz of the frequencies
if you got EQ you can remove all the bass to hear yanni

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,276

@previous (J)
Thank you. You are informative

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,278

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
i mostly hear yanni which according to wired is a good thing
not that i trust wired but in this case i do cuz it suits me ;)

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,279

Vocabulary.com
It uses a text to voice vocoder. Crummy vocoder which is a digital to analog device is just so crummy

Same technology as all digital phones have and just about the worst ever
Typed in a rush and needs to get to a meeting before the treats are all gone

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,283

@previous (Syntax)
i still use a telephone with a piece of coal in it
it sounds much better

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,287

@891,278 (J)
but the yanny one is objectively less human and more robotic sounding
are u a robot

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,290

@previous (G)
Highly unlikely. Each Minichan user is carefully vetted and must pass a series of exams designed to detect and weed out robots.

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,293

@previous (L)
> weed
hehehe bleep blop

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,303

@891,223 (G)
Yeah I can hear Laurel now, what is this.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,304

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
*Yanny

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #891,337

@891,278 (J)
My mother listened to it and it switched halfway