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Topic: It's freezing!

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #7,559

Also, is drowning a viable method of suicide? Hanging is too hands on and I'm too likely to screw it up. Also, how are you all?

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #131,300

jesus why do people have problems killing themselves
just buy a gun or something

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,302

It's not so easy when you don't live in America. And I can't join the military for health reasons.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,303

@previous (A)
then buy a knife

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,304

First down some sleeping pills and maybe some alcohol. Go underwater when you start to fall asleep. And make sure the water's slightly warmer than blood temperature.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,305

@131,303 (dreamworks)
Good idea! Will a regular kitchen knife work, or will I need at least a machete? I assume you mean a knife to the throat, right?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,306

@131,304 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Hm, I was rather thinking the ocean. That way, if I'm wrong, and the world doesn't cease to exist when I die, nobody will have to find my body. Nonetheless, if I do choose a water death, that's a solid way of doing it. But wouldn't adrenaline kick in when the body realises it's lacking air?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,310

@OP
What you need is advice from someone who has first-hand experience with suicide.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,311

@131,306 (A)
I'm not sure. A good way to do it would be by downing whatever substances you'll down, and tread water in the ocean. You'll sink under when they kick in.
Then...maybe you're right about the adrenaline. How about attaching heavy weights to your ankles, so that you can hold onto a dock or something to keep yourself up, but you won't be able to swim up again?

ICD joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,312

Image went missingstop being a pussy and just walk in front of a bus

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,313

Sup to4str?

green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,314

OP, want to talk about your problems?

sim !!VASLIRK6A joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,332

Image went missing@OP
Get an exit bag. Picture is not to scale.

!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,338

Pussy.

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,591

If you down a ton of sleeping pills your body will most likely reject them and make you vomit.

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,592

Then again, I took 21 ibuprofens before and didn't even feel sick (or high, for that matter)

nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,620

Yeah what jareth the goblin king said

Bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,655

Get a trashbag, a box of whippits, and a cracker. Fill the trashback up with nitrous oxide, (2-3 will do) and then pull it over your head and breath normally. You'll get super, super, super high, quit beathing, and die. You'll likely also dissassociate enough you'll lose consiousness in 30 seconds to a minute or less.

Cost: about $12
Failure rate: 0%
pain upon use: none, feels good man.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,658

overdose on weed
cost: a lot
failure rate: high
pain upon use: none
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