Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#131,304
First down some sleeping pills and maybe some alcohol. Go underwater when you start to fall asleep. And make sure the water's slightly warmer than blood temperature.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#131,305
@131,303 (dreamworks)
Good idea! Will a regular kitchen knife work, or will I need at least a machete? I assume you mean a knife to the throat, right?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#131,306
@131,304 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Hm, I was rather thinking the ocean. That way, if I'm wrong, and the world doesn't cease to exist when I die, nobody will have to find my body. Nonetheless, if I do choose a water death, that's a solid way of doing it. But wouldn't adrenaline kick in when the body realises it's lacking air?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#131,310
@OP
What you need is advice from someone who has first-hand experience with suicide.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#131,311
@131,306 (A)
I'm not sure. A good way to do it would be by downing whatever substances you'll down, and tread water in the ocean. You'll sink under when they kick in.
Then...maybe you're right about the adrenaline. How about attaching heavy weights to your ankles, so that you can hold onto a dock or something to keep yourself up, but you won't be able to swim up again?
ICD joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#131,312
stop being a pussy and just walk in front of a bus
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#131,313
Sup to4str?
green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#131,314
OP, want to talk about your problems?
sim !!VASLIRK6A joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#131,332
!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#131,338
Pussy.
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#131,591
If you down a ton of sleeping pills your body will most likely reject them and make you vomit.
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#131,592
Then again, I took 21 ibuprofens before and didn't even feel sick (or high, for that matter)
nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#131,620
Yeah what jareth the goblin king said
Bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#131,655
Get a trashbag, a box of whippits, and a cracker. Fill the trashback up with nitrous oxide, (2-3 will do) and then pull it over your head and breath normally. You'll get super, super, super high, quit beathing, and die. You'll likely also dissassociate enough you'll lose consiousness in 30 seconds to a minute or less.
Cost: about $12
Failure rate: 0%
pain upon use: none, feels good man.
dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#131,658
overdose on weed
cost: a lot
failure rate: high
pain upon use: none