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Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago#75,563
Green snapped awake suddenly and found himself surrounded by cakes. Hundreds, perhaps thousands of cakes, of all shape, colour and dimension were stacked dangerously high all throughout his hovel. "Today is the day of my retribution?" Green wondered. He illegally tuned into the BBC to see the devastation. He giggled as the picture faded into crystal clear clarity "I'll pay for Telly in Helly!" he beamed. "Oh no!" Green slapped his bum. "I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I've failed!" Green poured 30 beers down the toilet muttering about 'next time the Queen won't be so lucky'.
Green checked CNN.com to confirm his suspicions. The Royal Wedding had gone off with nary a hitch.
Green felt like he should go die in a ditch. The girl at the store was a right lying bitch. The cunt said Green had bought all the cakes in England, he knew she was lying but trusted her word then.
Green turns to the camera.
"I let the Queen off easy this time, you see."
"My day of retribution is sometime next week"
Green pulls a MAGA hat out from under a stack of lemon cakes and puts it on, he turns away from the camera.