Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#890,901
You sir are full of shit.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#890,907
@previous (Syntax)
we're all full of shit
unless you got a colostomy bag
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#890,918
Trip wouldn't fuck you if you was the last guy on earth.
Its still pretty sad when you can't find a girl in real life, nor can you find one online. Your life must really suck.
Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#890,925
@previous (D)
i don't think she will have much choice if he's the last guy and she's the last girl
nobody will be there to stop bert from doing whatever he wants :/
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#890,927
@previous (C)
Bert would act like a proper southern gentleman and invite her to a homeless shelter for a feast of canned beans, and then demand a foot rub
Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#890,928
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#890,930
@890,925 (C)
what makes you think he would surviv trekking to canada from tennessee
Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 53 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#890,937
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
there are many options, i would just sniper him if i were you
a decent rifle can shoot so far you need to take the curvature of the earth into account
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#890,939
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#891,088
@890,930 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I do wonder why you come into Bert's obsession threads at all. I know you're not directly talking to him but it's just feeding the obsession.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#891,098
@previous (K)
oh good fucking grief...it's all just good fun...
You white knight fag..
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,154
@891,088 (K)
Why don't you understand how friends and fooling around works? Do you have autism?
Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,155
@previous (E)
On Minichan everybody has the autism.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,156
@previous (C)
It's like nonverbal autists learned to madpost incessantly
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,175
I'm not mad, I'm highlighting the amusing fact that if you were a guy, but posted the exact same posts you do about your drug taking and sex life, you would receive the same 'bullying' treatment as bert or Matt or any other guy here. But you're female so whenever anyone messes with you, as they might mess with a guy on here, your ever-ready army of virginal princes race to your rescue.
> irl it's got to do more with my tiny size and youngish general demeanor than being female
You may have a point here however. I guess it's possible they sniff around you 24/7 because they think of you as like a little girl. Well observed, Triptych. Lotta pedophiles on here I guess.
Anonymous G double-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,291
> > oh good fucking grief...it's all just good fun... > you're obsessed dude it's creepy. you're a certifiable mega creep. who is this fun for
Speaking personally, 'trolling' Trip is a means to an end. Obsessive white knights like you being 'the end'. Trip doesn't care about the bullshit and doesn't rise to it. Clowns like you though go fucking apeshit every single time. It's hilarious. You think you're valiantly defending the dainty wee maiden who requires your manly protection. Trust me, women think you're a sad faggot. Trip will not admit that here (she will instead insult me now, as is required) but believe me she thinks it about 'guys' like you.
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,295
> > > oh good fucking grief...it's all just good fun... > > you're obsessed dude it's creepy. you're a certifiable mega creep. who is this fun for > > Speaking personally, 'trolling' Trip is a means to an end. Obsessive white knights like you being 'the end'. Trip doesn't care about the bullshit and doesn't rise to it. Clowns like you though go fucking apeshit every single time. It's hilarious. You think you're valiantly defending the dainty wee maiden who requires your manly protection. Trust me, women think you're a sad faggot. Trip will not admit that here (she will instead insult me now, as is required) but believe me she thinks it about 'guys' like you.
you have been railing about 'white knights' for weeks who's that fun for
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,300
> > > > oh good fucking grief...it's all just good fun... > > > you're obsessed dude it's creepy. you're a certifiable mega creep. who is this fun for > > > > Speaking personally, 'trolling' Trip is a means to an end. Obsessive white knights like you being 'the end'. Trip doesn't care about the bullshit and doesn't rise to it. Clowns like you though go fucking apeshit every single time. It's hilarious. You think you're valiantly defending the dainty wee maiden who requires your manly protection. Trust me, women think you're a sad faggot. Trip will not admit that here (she will instead insult me now, as is required) but believe me she thinks it about 'guys' like you. > > you have been railing about 'white knights' for weeks who's that fun for
No I haven't, but I won't let your profligate hyperbole get in the way of answering your question - it's fun to make you get upset and leap to a maiden's defence, especially when the aforementioned maiden privately thinks you're an absolute faggot for doing it.
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,302
> > > > > oh good fucking grief...it's all just good fun... > > > > you're obsessed dude it's creepy. you're a certifiable mega creep. who is this fun for > > > > > > Speaking personally, 'trolling' Trip is a means to an end. Obsessive white knights like you being 'the end'. Trip doesn't care about the bullshit and doesn't rise to it. Clowns like you though go fucking apeshit every single time. It's hilarious. You think you're valiantly defending the dainty wee maiden who requires your manly protection. Trust me, women think you're a sad faggot. Trip will not admit that here (she will instead insult me now, as is required) but believe me she thinks it about 'guys' like you. > > > > you have been railing about 'white knights' for weeks who's that fun for > > No I haven't, but I won't let your profligate hyperbole get in the way of answering your question - it's fun to make you get upset and leap to a maiden's defence, especially when the aforementioned maiden privately thinks you're an absolute faggot for doing it.
omg what
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,305
> Trust me, women think you're a sad faggot. Trip will not admit that here (she will instead insult me now, as is required) but believe me she thinks it about 'guys' like you.
no i dont
> especially when the aforementioned maiden privately thinks you're an absolute faggot for doing it.
> if you were a guy, but posted the exact same posts you do about your drug taking and sex life, you would receive the same 'bullying' treatment as bert or Matt or any other guy here. But you're female so whenever anyone messes with you, as they might mess with a guy on here, your ever-ready army of virginal princes race to your rescue.
no i think it has more to do with their constant abrasion on every single poster
and unwarranted aggression
there are/were plenty of male posters who do not get the bert or matt treatment who live just as degenerate a lifestyle
ex tekamine or svet > You may have a point here however. I guess it's possible they sniff around you 24/7 because they think of you as like a little girl. Well observed, Triptych. Lotta pedophiles on here I guess.
i said irl
and that could be true (of irl) but i doubt it considering a decent amount are old bikers with kids my age who treat me as one
> Is your mother fat.. > > and the reason I ask is because if she is...you might get that way..
she was last time i saw her but she also has never really...moved around much
she spent most of my childhood lying in bed
ive never weighed more than 100lbs lmao
rn im like 94 fully clothed but like i really need to eat more this isn't good for me
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,314
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,316
these threads, god
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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,321
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
agree
also i didn't remember what the op was i had to check
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,334
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Never mind the op. I'm due in Alberta for business next Thursday and then I'll have 4 days free. Wanna hook up? I recently found out that all of my ex girlfriends nicknamed me "big dick". That should tell you everything.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,345
@previous (G)
i haven't lived in Alberta for years
who the fuck goes to albera voluntarily
what the fuck is wrong with you
also that tells me that you have absolutely no personality
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Anonymous M replied with this 8 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,346
@891,334 (G)
She is tiny. Weighs all of 100 pounds.
Do you really think she wants a dick the size of a forearm.
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,351
@891,345 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
There's a sexual tension between us, crackling in our exchanges like static from a power cable. The more it goes unrelieved the more your frustration will grow. Meet me in Alberta. I will give you the exact location nearer the time.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#891,360
> no > > and no > > and Alberta is a terrible place the only reason I would go there is to get out of there
I'm sensing Alberta is the sticking point here. Very well. I will see about relocating my business meeting to Vancouver. I will send details later. Sit tight (!) my feisty little bobcat.
Anonymous G double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,437
Yeah, those threads and posts about how awesome it is to be throat fucked and poison your body with drugs are some quality shit. If only bert wrote sexually explicit posts about substance abuse, maybe the League of White Knights wouldn't pile on him so much...oh wait.
Believe it or not I am helping you here buddy. Go to a mirror, stare into the face you deserve, and say: "I white-knight Triptych because she's female, and we valiant warriors must protect the dainty wee maidens. If Trip were a guy and wrote the exact same posts I wouldn't give a fuck who wrote what to her".
Say it 3 times a day. It's the only cure for misguided patronising faggotry.
Anonymous G double-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,487
> man you're worse than the fucking crackheads and methheads
You spend a lot of time socialising with crackheads and methheads, don't you, when poisoning yourself with drugs and fucking junkies. You're lucky this place doesn't have a culture of attacking certain people for that exact kind of lifestyle...oh wait.
Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,490
It is awesome to be throat fucked and poison yourself with drugs though
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,491
@891,487 (G)
crackheads and methheads exist outside too
you know
that place you never go
people talk to you sometimes when you are outside
also have you always written like Humbert Humbert or did you have to practice
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,492
@891,490 (H)
Yeah everyone already got your position on this dude, there's no need to keep repeating it. "If you have a cunt, you're a quality poster" - motto of the White Knights on Minichan.
Anonymous G double-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,493
> crackheads and methheads exist outside too you know
Frankly no, I don't know, I live in a normal area and associate with normal people. Whereas from what you just wrote crackheads and methheads are constantly trying to fuck you. That speaks volumes for the life you live and the people you hang around.
> also have you always written like Humbert Humbert or did you have to practice
More Poe, as he in fact referenced in the "tangle of thorns" opening.
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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,494
@previous (G)
wow yeah trying to walk home or get some food or beer is considered hanging around people
you mustn't see people often
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,495
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Trip my girl, your frame of reference is necessarily narrow so I must simply tell you to trust me on this: every female friend and colleague (and my wife quite frankly) do not get approached by methheads and crackheads who want to fuck them. Ever. It just doesn't happen. Even your League of White Knights are all reading this exchange now and privately thinking "Yeah, to be honest, my sister/friend/girlfriend/wife never has this problem. Trip's life is singularly weird and scummy. Kinda like bert, now I think about it..."
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,496
@previous (G)
eh it's a lower class neighbourhood thing
doesn't really happen in more middle class areas, the closest you get there is squeegee kids
so not where i live right now but at the last places for sure
Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,497
Someone says his area is not overflowing with zombified crackheads who try to fuck all females and your conclusion is that he mustn't go outside. Your view of a normal life has been skewed by a youth of fucking junkies.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,504
@previous (G)
it's that you appear to have never seen this and conclude that someone who has is clearly fucked
it's pretty common bud
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,508
> it's that you appear to have never seen this and conclude that someone who has is clearly fucked
Nope, it's that I've read your posts about taking drugs and having violent sex with junkies and have concluded that the guys who rupture their hernias springing to your defence while attacking bert for the exact same lifestyle are patronising hypocrites. Follow the thread of the thread sweetheart.
> it's pretty common bud
It isn't budette. It just isn't. Get yourself out of the life you're in. You're far from stupid.
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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,511
@previous (G)
and as ive already said, bert gets shit because he's an asshole, not cause of his lifestyle
Svet is similarly degenerate but doesn't get shit because he's not an asshole
so it's attitude not génitals thx
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,521
listen grasshopper...you're at the stage in life that you think you know everything...but really dont know shit..
we are the sum of our experiences and you've had how much exposure to life since you learned how to poop on a toilet..
it's still going to take you a half dozen years IF you are lucky...to figure out how naive you have been during the period when you first started thinking you were all grown up and an adult..
you're doing ok so far I suppose...at least you aren't in prison or dead..
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Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,525
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,532
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That was me as Anon B
Seriously doubt Anon A has ever been with women other than his own mother and perhaps a sister.
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,552
> > it's that you appear to have never seen this and conclude that someone who has is clearly fucked > > Nope, it's that I've read your posts about taking drugs and having violent sex with junkies and have concluded that the guys who rupture their hernias springing to your defence while attacking bert for the exact same lifestyle are patronising hypocrites. Follow the thread of the thread sweetheart. > > > it's pretty common bud > > It isn't budette. It just isn't. Get yourself out of the life you're in. You're far from stupid.
holy shit he's still going
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,560
@891,530 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
how long have you known what that word means...ten years..
I knew 40 years ago..
just saying..I
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,564
> > > it's that you appear to have never seen this and conclude that someone who has is clearly fucked > > > > Nope, it's that I've read your posts about taking drugs and having violent sex with junkies and have concluded that the guys who rupture their hernias springing to your defence while attacking bert for the exact same lifestyle are patronising hypocrites. Follow the thread of the thread sweetheart. > > > > > it's pretty common bud > > > > It isn't budette. It just isn't. Get yourself out of the life you're in. You're far from stupid. > > holy shit he's still white knighting
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,569
@previous (G)
are you um... the guy who gets obsessed with like one thing and posts about it non-stop for like a month at a time and then you disappear and come back and do it about something else? ie greens shitty arse etc
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,578
No. Are you um... the guy who gets obsessed with people who are obsessed with like one thing and post about it non-stop for like a month at a time and then they disappear and come back and do it about something else? ie greens shitty arse etc
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,579
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,583
@891,560 (A)
you are not just the sum of your experiences
you include the experiences of others that they share with you
unfortunately you wouldn't know because nobody wants to be around you enough to share their experiences with you
> unfortunately you wouldn't know because nobody wants to be around you enough to share their experiences with you
Your partner is a feckless junkie sweetheart, dial down the condescension to bert a little. No attractive, educated and properly employed woman would allow your boyfriend within 500 feet of them. He's settled for you because you're prepared to fuck junkies, which no woman who doesn't loathe herself is ever going to do. Again, ease up on the sanctimonious bert assaults.
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Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,592
Who is more retarded ITT, Bert or anon G?
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,593
> and as ive already said, bert gets shit because he's an asshole, not cause of his lifestyle > Svet is similarly degenerate but doesn't get shit because he's not an asshole > so it's attitude not génitals thx
Figured I'd save this gem of a post from you for its inevitable hypocrisy:
In his last few posts to you, Bert was perfectly civil and polite. You however launched into vicious personal attacks on him and his lifestyle. One may even say you behaved yourself like an abusive asshole.
Number of your League of White Knights who called you out on it? Zero.
Number of them now leaping to your aid yet again: see the posts above.
So yeah, tell me again how your little Virginal Warriors Squadron has nothing to do with the fact you have a cunt and everything to do with a disdain for, errm, "assholes" as you termed it, before hurling an unprovoked hissy fit at Bert.
Anonymous G double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,597
@891,594 (P) @891,595 (I)
I have a joke for you. Anon I, Anon P, and Anon G walked into a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted to drink. "Sorry, we don't serve virgins", he said to Anon G. "Oh", I said, leaving.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,599
So...how about them Yankees? They're playing the ball sport and all that.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,602
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i like sport ball
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,605
> I have a joke for you. Anon I, Anon P, and a pathetic white knighting faggot walked into a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted to drink.
Mod abusing yet again, Fake Anon. Figures. God forbid anyone should highlight the hypocritical 'bullying' culture on here.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,610
@891,596 (G)
sure his last few posts were polite
unfortunately humans are not goldfish
humans remember people further back than a few posts and apply their knowledge of that person in the past to predict that persons behaviour
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,612
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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#891,614
Nope, I just enjoy pointing out hypocrisies and inconsistencies from the Dainty Wee Maiden Rescue Squad and their helpless Private Ryan, Miss Chili "I can't go the store after shooting up with coke without being sexually harrassed by droves of crackheads, and oh yeah, Alberta is a terrible place full of losers and I'd never go there" Dog.
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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#891,822
@previous (G)
alberta is a terrible place full of losers and i'd never go there