Topic: ITT: The worst shit experience of your LIFE (dm unrelated)

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #7,554

I remember 2 years ago, I would almost never drink water. Most of my water consumption would come from foods and flavored drinks. It would usually take me 2 - 3 days to take a shit. Sometimes it'd come out relatively easy and other times it would come out with great difficulty. After 3 or 4 days, I could feel my shit wanting to come out. The problem was that it wouldn't actually come out. I sat on the toilet for 2 hours in absolute agony, tearing up a bit. I'd try every butt opening position I could, but it was really being a pain in the ass. At one point, I had even sought spiritual help. I promised God I would be a better person, and that he should just let the shit come out to put my pain to rest. He didn't help me, that bitch. I had thought of an idea once I was done asking God for help. I got up from the toilet and got some gloves, I then fingered out my shit piece by piece. There was actually so much that I knew I'd end up clogging the toilet with my hard piece of shit if I flushed it down... so I had to pick it all up from the toilet and secure it with multiple plastic bags.

I drink water now, so the worst is ever. But that was one of the worst shit experiences I've ever had.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #131,221

op is hamfist

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,222

'sup DM

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,223

@131,221 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Why are you guys so fixated on who I am? Just contribute to the thread or something.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,225

I had a 100-percent liquid fart while biking through campus after a wednesday morning class. I had taken a medication that required food, that morning, but I didn't have time for any.

I aired that (leather) bike seat out for a week, after a thorough washing :3

inb4 syntax makes this a Matt Miller thread

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,226

> but it was really being a pain in the ass.
Ba dum psh.

Mine was when my shower backed up while I was in it. Decent warm shower and then suddenly shitty feet.
I blasted them off with the shower head and evacuated the room. It kept going and took days to clean that shitty, smelly room.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,228

@previous (E)
> sounds shitty

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,229

I'm not sure if I would be the same person without reading this extremely detailed post, carebear. I really needed to know all this, I really did. I can only hope that you continue to post more in depth, descriptive, and ultra informative shit (and period!) stories like this in the future. I can only pray that God helps me if you don't, because if that's the case, I'm not too sure if I can go on.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,230

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
> implying carebear

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,232

@previous (A)
> implying otherwise

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,233

@131,230 (A)
Thank you for stating the obvious.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,235

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
The topic was pretty obvious as well. ;)

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,240

Shat my pants while running in gym class 4 years ago :'(

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #131,241

Fucking CLONE of DM

Good that I quit reading the SCAT Content real real fast.

Now please EAT SHIT AND DIE

ICD joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,261

just took the hugest most painful longest dump ever. it was like giving birth out of my ass; when i wiped there was blood on the paper. clogged the toilet, but i feel 5 pounds lighter and i am glad that ordeal is behind me (literally).

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,263

Shat myself so hard one day I started bleeding. Shit was not cash.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,264

@131,261 (ICD)
inb4 hemorrhoids from fingering your ass.

ICD replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,267

> Anonymous A - I'd try every butt opening position I could

stay classy bro

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,273

@previous (ICD)
You're one to talk!

Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,274

carebear is disgusting and this is why i don't like her

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,280

@previous (Ninjj)
She's allright. Could be better.

ICD replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,282

@previous (M)
i'd help loosen her ass :3

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,345

I've had to pick feces out of many asses at work.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,353

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Fecal impaction. Is it true that it is hard as a rock?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,365

@OP
> butt opening position

Pics/illustrations demanded

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,376

@131,353 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
More like dried mud.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,378

quality thread OP 10/10 would rape my eyes again

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,392

@131,365 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I'll draw you pictures when I get home.
@131,282 (ICD)
Nigga, wut?
@previous (P)
Lol'd hard. :')
@131,345 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Did they ever fart simultaneously while you were scooping out shit?

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,393

this is why we cant let you near tinychats carebear because whenever dm is there its like a trainwreck in slow motion

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,395

@previous (P)
Deal with it, nerd. Also, what was your worst shit experience? All you've done so far in my thread is whine and bitch about how I raped your eyes.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,397

@previous (A)
and it made you laugh so dont even hate. ;p
also im not going to talk about that because its disgusting and churlish

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,398

@previous (P)
Well shit, what a party pooper you are. Really, just a real bummer.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,399

This thread makes me like Carebear even more. She is truly an asset to the world of comedy.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,400

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
oh boy, here we go...

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,405

@previous (P)
Como?

!poISOnioxc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,406

@131,400 (P)
Hello, Anonymous P for POOP party pooping bummer boy! You can stop shitting up my thread with shitposts any moment now.
@131,399 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
:'O

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,408

I forgot to share my horrible shit adventure. I was in Taiwan. I had gotten drunk the night before and eaten all kinds of crazy hot garlic food as well as shrimp that tasted like cotton candy (seriously). The next day I felt a massive shit-splosion ready to go. The only type of shitter was one that was not a typical western toilet. It was a raised basin with an opening on the floor (just google Asian commode or something of that type). Anyways I drop my drawers and a violent stream of hot hatred flew from my ass. I was convinced my anus would be seared shut from the heat. All the while I am squatting and trying not to lose my balance. It was horrible and painful abd humiliating, it was glorious.

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,410

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,411

@131,408 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
And the process of squatting plus your own fine aroma left your head spinning, amirite?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,413

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
It was the point that I realized that there is no god.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,417

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
But why are shrimps so delicious, then?! ;_;

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,419

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Because they evolved to our appetites.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,420

No I did not get anything on me. The trick with those toilets is perfect balance. Asians seem able to squat better than us but they are usually closer to the ground. I am 6'2. I left my shoes on and just adjusted my aim. The smell was if someone had brewed hot garlic with ginger, curry, and coconuts and rotten wheat. It was horrible.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,424

@131,413 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Did shit get on your feet? What did this purple shit smell like? Did you take off your shoes, if so...your socks as well right? Was there a burn in your ass after you got up? Were your hands placed against the walls for extra balance?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,438

@previous (A)
Nothing on my feet. The stall was too wide to brace myself. There was no purple shit. My ass felt as if it was full of hot coals during and for nearly an hour after!

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,443

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
So, you recommend a wide stance?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #131,464

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
There are step board areas by the commode. It is really akward. I was quite proud of myself for not shitting down my legs.

Minichan