Topic: I don't get it

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,502

All of the jokes on this site. I just don't get them.

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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #890,401

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,402

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
A yellow guy walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, are you Asian

Yellow guy responds, no, I'm just into getting peed on.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,403

@previous (A)
I don't get it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,405

@previous (C)
You see, pee is yellow. This is a simple funny one that I just made. More jokes should be like that one I posted.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,406

@890,402 (A)
Honestly I was expecting something like "Come on Moe, you know the Asians are whiter than us whites."

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,408

@890,405 (A)
But there is nothing funny about your made up joke

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,421

@890,406 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@previous (C)
Humorless people like you are funny to me.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,422

@previous (A)
Oh we have humor, only to people are actually funny. In this case, we think you are a close relation to Matt.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,424

@previous (C)
Nice wepost. Just shut up and reread the joke until you understand it. I don't see you complaining about actual shitty jokes.

dw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,427

@890,402 (A)
1980s joke book/10

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,433

come on. they're killer shit

also is this blurry enough or

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kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,439

The bartender asks, Are you a chink?
The yellow guy responds, no I just left R. kellys house

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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,476

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,477

A man walks into a bar... OUCH

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,479

Better snake than lever.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,487

@previous (H)
it's better nate than lever you uncultured swine

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,496

Fuckalms and his girlfriend are fighting. She says "I'm breaking up with you!" Fuckalms says 'Why??" She says "Because you're a pedophile!" Fuckalms says "Pedophile? Hmmmmm, that's an awfully big word for an 8 year old".

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,497

@previous (J)
> his

FuckAlms is a chick

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,507

@890,496 (J)
Child abuse isn't a joke, dave.

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,516

What's the difference between Fuckalms and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 before coming on your face.

The Doctor double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #890,523

@890,507 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> Child abuse isn't a joke, dave.

Bullshit, it's HILARIOUS!!!!

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