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Topic: I would not..

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,497

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #890,261

watch her get married. Nor would I stick my thing in her thingy.

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,262

We were all wondering what your stance was on that, thanks for clearing that up.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,264

Why do I think it's funny that she was a frequent visitor to the Married with Children set.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,267

@890,262 (B)
You're welcome.
@previous (C)
Maybe because you don't understand humor.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,270

@previous (A)
Is there anyone else you wouldn't fuck? An exhaustive list could come in handy.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,271

@890,267 (A)
There is nothing about her that might dissuade me from
> stick my thing in her thingy

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,273

@890,270 (B)
I would also not f*ck

Sarah Palin
Ivanka Trump & her 1 sister no one cares about
Paula Deen
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O' McDonnell
Ellen Degeneres
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jo Brand but maybe if her hair were longer
Anne Robinson
Hillary Clinton
Matt's mom but maybe if she were alive
Kelly Clarkson
Katie Piper

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,275

@previous (A)
Please tell us who you can fuck. Then who you want to fuck yet they will not give you the time of day.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,276

@890,273 (A)
I can't help notice that no guys appear on this list. Do you just have a broader sexual attraction to men in general?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,278

@890,275 (C)

People that I can f*ck

Literally every female, especially your mother. No rape necessary, by the way.

People that I want to f*ck yet they won't let me

Literally no one. I've literally done it with literally everyone I've wanted to do it with.

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,280

@890,276 (D)

> I can't help notice that no guys appear on this list. Do you just have a broader sexual attraction to men in general?

I didn't feel it was necessary to name males since it's so obvious that I'm a straight male. Only an idiot would expect me to name every male in the world.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,281

@890,276 (D)
Ouch that is uncalled for.

@890,278 (A)
You clearly have glandular delusions.

There are a few I wanted to do and could have yet decided not to. IF I had it to do over a couple I would reconsider. One I truly regret turning her down.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,285

@890,280 (A)
> since it's so obvious that I'm a straight male
Obviously. I'm sure everyone thinks that.

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,286

@890,280 (A)
> it's so obvious that I'm a straight male.
Only a fag would say that ?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,288

@previous (Meta)
I have to agree with him on that one. I doubt you are attracted to males other than as a buddy.

Anonymous C double-posted this 8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,289

@previous (C)
Oh can you still shoot PM's?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,291

@890,281 (C)
Well, you did ask. You can believe it's delusions if you want. I get way too much p*ssy to care what you think.
@890,285 (D)
That's what everyone knows.
@890,286 (Meta)
Not really. If that's the case, what would a straight guy say?

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,292

@previous (A)
A straight guy wouldn't have to say anything because it's just assumed.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,293

@890,291 (A)
Yo I am not trying to diss you. We all have our own personal tastes - Nor is she the type I really pursue. However I have in my time ended up with one or two close to her body type. The 1/2 black does not put me off. Never been with an all black girl but few of us have a clue if who we have been with has black genes

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #890,298

You can always spot the straight guys - They're usually the ones talking about how obviously straight they are and assuring people that they are completely heterosexual.
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