Topic: Triptych PLEASE tell Bert you'll sleep with him

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,331

And have him come to Canada and then when he gets to your house have Aubrey strangle him with a rope and dump the body in a river so we don't have to hear about this shit any more.

Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #888,895

Would Aubrey try to suck berts dick for drugs before bert tried to suck Aubrey for drugs? Would they then go and live happily homeless ever after together in a boxcar?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,910

lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,911

Bert would have to sneak across the border to keep Canada's Public Health Agency from instantly deporting him on the grounds that keeping his foot out of the country would be of vital interest to maintaining public health.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,916

@888,895 (B)
Damlol

Anonymous E double-posted this 8 years ago, 25 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,917

@888,911 (D)
Double damlol

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,929

Defend Triptych harder guys. She's female remember.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,934

@previous (F)
shut up nerd

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,979

@888,929 (F)
I'm not trying to defend her (I think she's totally gross and degenerate) I just want Bert to SHUT UP about her.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,981

@888,929 (F)
Is defending triptych your latest stimming routine Dave?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,025

I just want her to give me the chance to be her friend..

there's nothing wrong with that..

I like her a lot and I really feel like we could be great friends. But the angry anons have interfered on a bad way.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 59 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,040

@previous (J)
Have you considered living in a boxcar?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,044

Boxcar Willie was a famous singer, but it could also describe what hobos had to encounter too often for their liking

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