Topic: Chinese couple is in bed; man says to his wife, "I wanna 69!"
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,236
Wife says, "Why do you want beef and broccoli now?"Depressionmod™ !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 31 seconds later[^] [v] #888,347
*rimjob*
Joshy joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,352
Joshy eats peepee.
dw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,353
2/10
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,374
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,381
these threads make me lose touch with reality
tteh™ !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,421
ok
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,424
I don't get it. Why does he want beef and broccoli?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,425
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,456
@888,424 (G)
> I don't get it. Why does he want beef and broccoli?
She thinks he's reading an order number off a menu. You berk.
> I don't get it. Why does he want beef and broccoli?
She thinks he's reading an order number off a menu. You berk.
Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,462
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Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,470
@previous (lol)
> Not in China. They only have two choices #1 or #2
Clearly they are Westernized if they are speaking English during foreplay. You're not thinking this through.
> Not in China. They only have two choices #1 or #2
Clearly they are Westernized if they are speaking English during foreplay. You're not thinking this through.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,476
@previous (I)A -La - Carte Cream Sum Yung Guy..
Women love it Cum Drop Soup ....
Same as above, but no MSG Suc Sum Tit .....
Chef's favorite Luncheon Specials
1. Sum Yung Chick..Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc ...Same as #1 but without brains
3. Wong Hong Lo...Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork....Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork....Mostly dark meat for big eaters Dinner
Combinations
1.Goo in Hand.....For those dining alone
2. Suc Mi Wang.....Traditional Chinese sausage
3. Cum Too Soon.....Order early! These go fast!
4. Sum Dum Chick....Always a low cost favorite
5. Fuc Mei Slo.....Takes 2 hours to prepare
6. Lik Mi Clit.....A lip smacking Oriental treat
7. Goo Wee Chick....No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8. Yung Poon Tang....Fresh daily
9. Too Can Choo.....Includes sausage and fish for two
10. Wai Too Yung.....Not available on school nights
11. Fuc Sum Now.....Raw fish for those in a hurry
12. Tung Sum Chick....Chef's Special
13. Sum Gulp Twat....Low-cal diet special
14. Bang Ho Face.....Served sitting down
15. Bang Ho Butt.....Served with warm oil and jelly
16. Hoo Flung Poo....Lobster bibs & raincoats provided
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,482
@888,462 (D)
@888,456 (I)
That doesn't explain why he's hungry. Why do they keep a restaurant menu in the bedroom?
@888,456 (I)
That doesn't explain why he's hungry. Why do they keep a restaurant menu in the bedroom?
Answer Anon II replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,483
@previous (G)> Why do they keep a restaurant menu in the bedroom?
Because everyone who has been to the majority of hotels finds a room order menu in the room. Photo is of typical Chinese hotel menu.
Beware be very beware.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,485
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,486
@888,483 (Answer Anon II)
Oh, it makes more sense now. He's hungry because they had Chinese food an hour ago, right?
Oh, it makes more sense now. He's hungry because they had Chinese food an hour ago, right?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #888,653
Killer shit!