Topic: All my mother says she wants for Mother's Day is...

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #75,231

for me to go to church this Sunday. That's asking a lot. I'd rather buy her a new car, I told her. She's still preferring the whole coming to church thing. I envy you folks with atheist parents.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #888,276

sorry about your weird old mom

Depressionmod™ !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,277

@OPrayer

What kind of church?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,281

@888,276 (B)
Being sorry doesn't fix the sticky situation. I need tips.
@previous (Depressionmod™ !iAYoMftFR2)
Christian church. The strict kind of Christian church.

Depressionmod™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,282

@previous (A)
I mean Catholic? Protestant? Which denomination?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,283

@888,281 (A)
How did you get out of it last year?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,286

@888,282 (Depressionmod™ !iAYoMftFR2)
Church of Christ
@previous (D)
I was not asked last year on Mother's Day but on a regular Sunday I was. I simply say no on regular Sundays but saying no on Mother's Day is a bit harder.

Depressionmod™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,295

@previous (A)
Oh no! They are crazy fundamentalists!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #888,298

@previous (Depressionmod™ !iAYoMftFR2)

> They are crazy fundamentalists!

You're telling me? I was forced to go to church with them for 18 years, so I know that. It's a wonder that I was not brainwashed.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Depressionmod™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #888,302

@previous (A)
Holy crap! You know, I also used to be involved with them. Big mistake. It still messes with me psychologically to this day.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #888,320

@888,281 (A)
just suck it up and go to church one day a year

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,325

@previous (B)
I've decided to not do so. If I go once, it'll only make her want me there every Sunday even more. It's been 8 years since I've been, so it would suck big time. I also don't have church clothes.

(Edited 58 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,327

My mom tries constantly to go to church. She knows I'm atheist, but yet she's convinced if I go, I will learn that he is real.

Yea, ok mom.......

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,354

@888,325 (A)
OP
Go to church. Rent a devils costume. Probably nice if you wear a cross.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,404

@OP is
A fag..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,405

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,413

@888,404 (G)

You're just mad because your mom(or anyone else) doesn't love you.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,427

@888,404 (G)
Still sucking dick for spare change?

Anonymous E double-posted this 8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,428

@888,413 (A)
That's why she makes him sleep on the floor, instead of in bed with her.

She hates his fat ass.

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