Topic: i'm tired, it's time to pass the torch
squeegee started this discussion 8 years ago #75,130
historically the mantle of squeegee has passed from one squeegee to another through the creative use of mod PMs, but since this iteration of squeegee is only a mod in name only and doesn't have access to PMs it's been hard for me to find a worthy successor. so instead, i've created a contest. all squeegees may enter, but only one squeegee will be taken as the one true squeegee. prepare your images and prepare yourselves for the greatest most epicest battle of the squeegees the internet has ever seen.
who will out squeegee, squeegee!?
Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #887,740
What?? No! There is only one squeegee!
squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #887,744
@previous (Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2)there can be only one. usually.
and Jubilee Starshine, but she's her own... thing.
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Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #887,745
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #887,746
I've got some great ideas for images. They're just the best. I'm gonna get a team of people together - the best people. They're gonna make some images. You're gonna love them. People don't like squeegee anymore - can't remember him, forget to put him on lists, that kind of thing. Me and my team, the best team, we're gonna make squeegee great again.Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #887,747
RUSSIANS ARE TRYING TO HACK SQUEEGEE
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #887,748
But squeege is a fag..
Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #887,752
@887,747 (E)The Russians are not involved. None of my people have connections to Russia - they've never met any Russians. They're great people. They come very highly recommended. Some people are jealous of my team. Some people are spreading around rumors about me and Russia. These people can't find anything bad to say about me, so they make up fake news about Russian meetings. Don't believe it. There's no Russian connection.
Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #887,753
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,764
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,765
@OP
Hahaha, the flame that shines twice as bright burns half as long. I remember my halcyon days as a squeegee. Good times.
Hahaha, the flame that shines twice as bright burns half as long. I remember my halcyon days as a squeegee. Good times.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,782
planks
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #892,298
@887,765 (H)
i knew you would approve.
all potential squeegees need to report into this thread to be counted in the eventual vote. certainly don't stop spamming the board with your content, that's how you build your brand to the point people think you're actually really just squeegee. so far you're all doing great, i've seen all kinds of squeegees, but only one of you actually is squeegee. to find out, in 2 weeks we'll have a vote to see just which squeegee is the most squeegee to actually be squeegee for real.
bump this thread with your squeegesona to be included in the contest.
edit: a special thanks to first squeegee for the term squeegesona
i knew you would approve.
all potential squeegees need to report into this thread to be counted in the eventual vote. certainly don't stop spamming the board with your content, that's how you build your brand to the point people think you're actually really just squeegee. so far you're all doing great, i've seen all kinds of squeegees, but only one of you actually is squeegee. to find out, in 2 weeks we'll have a vote to see just which squeegee is the most squeegee to actually be squeegee for real.
bump this thread with your squeegesona to be included in the contest.
edit: a special thanks to first squeegee for the term squeegesona
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squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #892,300
god damned imgur, can a mod edit my last post and include this picture and then delete this post? thankssqueegee replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #892,303
firstAnonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #892,306
Gay Bondage Squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #892,312
This thread is fucking gay.