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Topic: Matt what do you actually have to be depressed about?

Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #75,092

You have literally everything a man could want in life.

Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #887,435

Go on.

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #887,437

@previous (Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2)
You have a Rolls Royce, millions of dollars in the bank, you're an internationally published author, linguist, academic, professional chef, a mansion in the French Quarter, a loving wife.

I mean how do you snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like that??

Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #887,438

@previous (Meta)
True. One thing I lack, however: immortality.

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #887,440

@previous (Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2)
You're depressed because you're going to die someday?

Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #887,441

@previous (Meta)
Correct.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #887,460

@887,437 (Meta)
> you're an internationally published author, linguist, academic, professional chef, a mansion in the French Quarter, a loving wife.

Wow, Matt is a mansion in the French Quarter and a loving wife! Who knew?!

Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #887,463

@previous (C)
You wish you knew, stalker.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,464

@previous (Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2)
just for that im going to do the photoshop that popped into my head

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,501

He is also a world renowned wine connoisseur

Big Cummy Daddy !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,585

@887,463 (Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2)

> You wish you knew, stalker.

@887,464 (C)
lol I hate it when he does that

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Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,655

@887,438 (Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2)
Being immortal would suck.

Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,658

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
What if you did not age, and you could opt to die at any point, but otherwise you live forever?

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,702

@previous (Depressionwalter™ !iAYoMftFR2)
That would be OK.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,708

I can give Matt what he wants... but the price is eternal damnation and a perpetual lust for blood from the necks of young beautiful blondes but first they have to let him sniff their girlanii before he can drain them of life force.
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