Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago#75,062
I was speeding over 10 mph in a church zone and a police comes out of nowhere and starts riding my bumper, but obviously not trying to pull me over since the sirens were off. They followed me home, stopped for a few seconds after I turned into my driveway, and continued down the street. Maybe it's because I'm black??♂️... Or they're just trolling me.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#887,202
@887,196 (F)
I'm not in Virginia. The cops here are even more strict. I'm lucky I didn't get ticketed(or shot). @887,197 (G)
You're right. I am the chicken guy. They'll never find me because I don't have an actual residence. I B&B often. @previous (dw)
I don't wanna. I hardly ever even use it. I just pulled it out to take the picture.
Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#887,203
@887,188 (A)
Burden of proof is on you to prove you're black, not for him to disprove it.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#887,205
> to protect and serve
lol
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#887,210
Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,211
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Maybe OP has a black guy's hand. Maybe OP has a whole bucket of them.
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,215
OP
This reply is unlike any reply ever posted in the history of MC
I did my best to put a spin on your plight with the speed chart. So let's put the most positive spin on what happened 2U re cops following you home.
The cops were feeling guilty because their ancestors stole your relatives from Africa long ago. To make up for this they decided out of the kindness of their warm fuzzy hearts to follow you home to make sure you got there safety.
You should feel blessed instead of looking for the negative
With that I got lots of work done today to bill client and now can enjoy a few hours of fun in the sun
Big Daddy Derek !Memes4aSuc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,220
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,221
@887,210 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Did I ask for your opinion? That picture could easily have been Photoshopped.
Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,225
@887,219 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Then you can appreciate how easily that picture could be faked.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,229
@887,193 (A)
i can tell by the pixels
also there are no black people allowed on minichan
the mods enforce that rule very strict, just ask henn
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,232
@previous (B)
wow you might be right. the top right corner has some weird pixels and in the bottom left corner you can see where he forgot to turn part of his hand black.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,237
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,242
@previous (B)
yeah but actually look at those pixels
that's one fucked up screen if its not a shoop.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,258
For a site full of racist anons, not sure why anyone would think I would go through so much trouble as to pretend to be black. Any hand signal you'd like me to do to prove myself furthermore?
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,259
@887,242 (G)
the keyboard scares me the most
it has enough crumbs to make a portion of chicken nuggets
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,265
@887,258 (A)
do the shocker and show us a blunt wrap.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,277
@887,259 (B)
I don't know what that crap is in the keyboard. It's not my crumbs. I don't even use the laptop. It just goes everywhere I go. I've had many roommates use it. @previous (G)
I stopped smoking blunts 5 years ago, so that's not happening. I can only show beer cans.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#887,279
@previous (A)
gross
vacuum it then wipe it with a bacteria killing cloth, twice
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#887,299
@previous (B)
I'll probably just sell it . I don't care to clean it if I don't use it.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#887,303
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#887,318
@previous (B)
I use my cellphone instead. I've stated already that I only used the laptop to post the photo. I was actually shocked when it turned on because it's been in a truck corner for the last 6 months untouched. Laptops and computers are useless in this day and age for a guy with a smartphone.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#887,326
@previous (A)
i missed that statement and while i enjoy my mobile phones i can not do without my laptop
and for some productive work i can't do without a nice big screen connected to that laptop