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Topic: ITT: Don't spoil Avengers

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #74,918

I know someone will try to spoil it, so I have a spoiler for you.I have absolutely no plans on ever watching the movie anyway. LOL!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #886,085

Ah mommy won't pay for your ticket.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #886,086

ant-man isnt in it so dont waste your time trying to spot him

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #886,087

@886,085 (B)
Just for that remark, I'm gonna get tickets for me, you and your mom and we're gonna fucc and eat popcorn while you sit nearby watching Avengers like the nerdy virgin you are.
@previous (C)
I don't know who ant-man is.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #886,089

Super bummed out about Valkyrie.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #886,090

meh, probably won't bother watching it. marvel movies all follow the same formula and it's pretty predictable now. let me guess, the first hour of the movie is introducing all the crossover characters from all the marvel movies, then, bam, big bad guy wreaks havoc and puts the good guys on their back foot, then, right at the end some clever plan is hatched and the bad guy is stopped and everyone is saved. honestly i gave up watching marvel movies after they didn't kill iron man in Civil War, that was pretty much all people talked about was tony stark would probably be killed, and it kinda ruined the whole build up when everyone walked away scott free at the end of that one. they blew up an airport... marvel movies don't have the balls to have consequences. not when each one of these franchises is worth a billion dollars. it makes them boring when there's never any real risk to any of the characters. bet it has a cool fight scene with the hulk beating the ever living shit out of thanos though.

the only one that's actually any good anymore is guardians of the galaxy

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #886,097

@previous (squeegee)
Nope. It's nothing like that at all. People who have seen it are being pretty good about not giving up spoilers, because there's lots of spoilers.

squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #886,102

@previous (F)
i guess tony stark bites it finally. and captain america too i bet, cause in the comics the winter soldier and i think hawkeye also ended up becoming new captain americas. if i were to guess further, i'd guess that cap dies trying to save tony (fixes their friendship before death) and the winter soldier picks up captain america's shield or something. oh, and i bet peter parker becomes the new tony stark with his fancy spider suits, i think it's the whole reason they've been playing up this father-son relationship between the two, so he can replace him. a spideriron-man uber franchise to retire RDJ from the MCU.

trading out characters is a very comic-booky thing to do. and i do like those characters, actually, so that would be kinda cool. captain america and iron-man both are starting to get too serious and brooding and aren't as fun as they used to be. they certainly aren't as much fun as some of the newer characters. even thor is actually fun now, the last movie was awesome and it actually existed more, imo, in the guardians universe than the rest of the MCU.

i'm not surprised there's a lot of spoilers, i guess. they gotta trim dead weight somehow.

have you seen it?

Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #886,103

Toxic Avenger

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #886,105

@886,102 (squeegee)
Yeah I watched the cam version. Nope, it's nothing like that either.

squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #886,107

@previous (F)
oh, i bet i know what the spoiler is then, captain marvel's introduction, and maybe even a deadpool cameo. that'd be a pretty cool surprise, but i don't think deadpool is actually considered MCU cannon right now, so probably not. captain marvel though i bet.

i bet it's like Age of Ultron mixed with Civil War, an ultimate villain to defeat with an ensemble cast of heroes, some new some old. runtime: 3 hours.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #886,109

@previous (squeegee)
Nope. Watch the damn movie. It's pretty damn good.

Big Daddy Derek !Memes4aSuc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #886,156

Snoke kills Luke right in front of Captain Picard. Also, Black Panther dies.
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