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Topic: Man walks into a bar, asks for a 12 year old scotch

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #74,903

Bartender pours him a shot, man sips it, says "Bartender, this is only 8 year old scotch."

Bartender gets another bottle of scotch, pours him a shot, man sips it, says "Bartender, this is only 10 year old scotch."

Drunk guy on the other side of the bar pees in a glass, gives it to the man, says "Drink this". Man sips it, spits it out, says "This tastes like piss!"

Drunk guy says "How old am I?"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #885,962

wat

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #885,965

@OPedofilth
Nobody finds your jokes funny, TG.

Big Daddy Derek !Memes4aSuc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #885,974

@OPedofilth

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #886,048

@885,962 (B)
the dude is claiming to know the ages of the scotch by drinking it so a patron tricked him into drinking his piss to see if he could tell how old... the human the piss came out of was
idk
its a joke alright

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #886,127

No, a taste test.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #886,166

@885,965 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Come on, that's killer shit!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #886,294

@886,127 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
lol
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