Topic: Replacing your lover’s pocketwatch with an ISIS bomb
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo started this discussion 8 years ago #74,852
Could anything be more romantic, intimate, and loving?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #885,557
Who carries a pocketwatch anymore?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 0 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #885,558
@OP
"This is the Emergency Room doctor. Your wife was in a serious car accident. I have bad news & good news. The bad news, she's lost all use of both arms & legs & will be on a respirator the rest of her life." "My *God!* What's the good news?" "I'm kidding. She's dead."
"This is the Emergency Room doctor. Your wife was in a serious car accident. I have bad news & good news. The bad news, she's lost all use of both arms & legs & will be on a respirator the rest of her life." "My *God!* What's the good news?" "I'm kidding. She's dead."
Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #885,586
