Topic: Idea: suicide vending machine.
Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #74,570
It's like a phone booth but you insert $20 and it seals the door and fills up with argon gas, painlessly asphyxiating you. It has bluetooth so you can connect it to your iPod and go out to your favorite song and a little seat for you to sit on. It can also fax or email a suicide note to 20 people of your choice.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #883,429
you are a bit late with this oneAnonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 30 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #883,430
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,448
> It's like a phone booth
You've already confused the youngsters in the crowd. Work on that sales pitch a little bit more.
You've already confused the youngsters in the crowd. Work on that sales pitch a little bit more.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,450
Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,453
Meta (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,454
@883,448 (D)
They're gonna come back. People need a quiet place to think when they're trying to talk serious business on the phone.
They're gonna come back. People need a quiet place to think when they're trying to talk serious business on the phone.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,504
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,510
Let's try for a twofer.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,523
What's a phone booth
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,535
I'm okay with this, so long as you use it.