Topic: Guy sees a six year old smoking a cigarette.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #74,549

"Kid, you're too young to smoke. How old are you?"

"Six."

"*Six?* When did you start smoking?"

"Right after the 1st time I got laid."

"*What?* When was *that?*"

"I got no idea, I was drunk."

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #883,171

What's the joke?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #883,172

@previous (B)
This is KILLER shit!

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #883,173

@previous (A)

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #883,174

@883,172 (A)
No it's not. Go back to drawing your "artwork".

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,232

when a six year old can compose a symphony or learn six languages, we call him a prodigy

but if he can drink anyone else in town under the table, we don't appreciate the talents

we must be jealous

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,318

@883,174 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Come on! That's KILLER shit!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,367

Joshy eats peepee and slept with a 6 year old boy.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,390

@previous (F)
Is that any different than you begging an underage girl for pics of her vulva.

Mary Sue replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,392

@previous (G)
I don't recall any poster here begging for underage vulva pictures, but I do recall the time Lynne referred to sixth graders as Eye Candy.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,402

@previous (Mary Sue)
Wrinkled, demented, pitiful old stalker, wasting your twilight years stalking Syntax and making up ridiculous stories about his life.

Mary Sue replied with this 8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,415

@previous (H)
Who are you referring to?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,419

@previous (Mary Sue)
No question Anon H is talking about you aka Matt.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #883,438

@883,415 (Mary Sue)
matthew rosteet miller probably

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