Topic: If you do not print on a Brother® HL-L2315DW Monochrome Laser Printer in your home office...
Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #74,376
You might as well have an autistic kid write your documents out in Crayola. Thanks.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 31 seconds later[^] [v] #881,617
> monochrome
Upgrade to Color™.
Upgrade to Color™.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,627
@OPauper
Whyfore can't you afford an Lexmark™ X954DHE, praytell?
Whyfore can't you afford an Lexmark™ X954DHE, praytell?
Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,630
@881,617 (B)
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Old money appreciates the lower total cost of ownership of monochrome. Color is gauche.
Thanks.
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Old money appreciates the lower total cost of ownership of monochrome. Color is gauche.
Thanks.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,632
@previous (Meta)
One day you may upgrade to Sister® SES113B. Printer comes with the ever useful Autoclave.
One day you may upgrade to Sister® SES113B. Printer comes with the ever useful Autoclave.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,635
> You might as well have an autistic kid write your documents out in Crayola.
I pay that autistic kid well. Don't go around shaming people for being job creators while you are replacing real human labor with robots.
I pay that autistic kid well. Don't go around shaming people for being job creators while you are replacing real human labor with robots.
Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,662
@881,630 (Meta)
The Brother's fuser gets up to 800 degrees which is enough to kill bacteria and give documents the warmth and smell of fresh warm copies.
@previous (E)
I was charging mine for the privilege so it evens out, as far as GDP goes.
The Brother's fuser gets up to 800 degrees which is enough to kill bacteria and give documents the warmth and smell of fresh warm copies.
@previous (E)
I was charging mine for the privilege so it evens out, as far as GDP goes.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,665
@previous (Meta)
Are you sure
> give documents the warmth and smell of fresh warm copies.
Maybe the warmth and smell of a fresh corpse.
Are you sure
> give documents the warmth and smell of fresh warm copies.
Maybe the warmth and smell of a fresh corpse.
Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,669
@previous (F)
I was born just late enough to catch the tail end of mimeographs in kindergarten-first grade. Those smelled amazing.
I was born just late enough to catch the tail end of mimeographs in kindergarten-first grade. Those smelled amazing.