Topic: Some bacon just exploded in my microwave!
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #74,326
Oh my God, am I allergic to bacon? Does this mean I'm Jewish?
Help me! Mommy thought you could reheat bacon in a microwave. It is very scary and I must get tested right away
Help me! Mommy thought you could reheat bacon in a microwave. It is very scary and I must get tested right away
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #881,102
you'd better get an allergy test for shellfish
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,104
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,106
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,108
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,110
> Does this mean I'm Jewish? Just salt your Bacon with Kosher Salt next time. That will probably make you Jewish.
Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,121
My bacon exploded in YOUR MOM last night ??
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,222
Your microwave has converted to Islam.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,244
who the fuck makes bacon in the microwave