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Topic: Some bacon just exploded in my microwave!

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #74,326

Oh my God, am I allergic to bacon? Does this mean I'm Jewish?

Help me! Mommy thought you could reheat bacon in a microwave. It is very scary and I must get tested right away

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #881,102

you'd better get an allergy test for shellfish

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,104

@previous (B)
The microwave made a sound! AM I HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION???

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,106

@previous (A)
it's a panic attack

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,108

@previous (B)
I better get tested to see if I'm allergic to panic. Mommy will pay for this for me

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,110

> Does this mean I'm Jewish?

Just salt your Bacon with Kosher Salt next time. That will probably make you Jewish.

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,121

My bacon exploded in YOUR MOM last night ??

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,222

Your microwave has converted to Islam.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,244

who the fuck makes bacon in the microwave
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