Topic: Red Robin tavern burgers are great.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 started this discussion 8 years ago #74,319

I could walk into a Red Robin right now and just order that. I'll be fine.

It definitely tastes like what you expect a burger to be.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #880,982

> It definitely tastes like what you expect a burger to be
thanks Catherine for another glowing fast food review

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #880,983

Too much bread and processed meat.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,985

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
it's a fucking burger

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,994

@880,982 (B)
Red Robin is a sit-down restaurant not a fast food restaurant.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,997

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
it's fast food you desert cretin

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,998

@880,994 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
You can sit down in McDonalds too

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,999

@880,985 (B)
Burgers are bad.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,001

> burger

"Nice clean place, had friendly staff and bartenders. Loved the burger off the tavern menu for 6.99 with unlimited fries."

So how are the fries? Crunchy on the outside and thin with just a bit of soft on innards OR?

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 4 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,002

@880,999 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
then just say that you don't like burgers

Anonymous B double-posted this 8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,003

@881,001 (Syntax)
why do you look up Yelp reviews for every chain location that Catherine mentions

!faggot joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,006

@880,994 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

You're misunderstanding the difference between a "real" restaurant and a fast food restaurant from the perspective of a man or woman of the Western middle class.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,007

@880,998 (Meta)
Please tell me that is a facetious reply.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,008

@881,006 (!faggot)
What is a "real" restaurant?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,009

@881,002 (B)
I love burgers. They are just bad for you.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,010

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
why are you concerned about bread and meat

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 10 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,011

@881,008 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
a la carte menues

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw double-posted this 8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,012

@881,010 (B)
Cancers and fat

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,013

@881,003 (B)
Takes fraction of second to skim
> Red Robin tavern burgers
4th on list with 1st review was Tripadvisor
So with your reply I typed in Yelp

> > Red Robin tavern burgers Yelp which only gives them 3 out of 5 stars

Food: This was not my best food experience, the patties are typically juicy but they were dry and thinner than last time when I ordered the same burger...perhaps a change in the kitchen caused this but I was disappointed since I can usually count on a great burger here. For the price I paid for the burger I expected better. I ordered the BBQ whiskey river burger medium rare next time I will ask for rare to help ensure it is perhaps juicier...

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,014

@OP

> I could walk into a Red Robin right now and just order that. I'll be fine.
what does this mean? do you usually order more than one thing

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,015

@881,011 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Not all restaurants have a la carte menu or ones that are displayed in the menu presented though.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,016

@881,013 (Syntax)
I asked why you do it not for you to please post more you fuckin weirdo

Anonymous B double-posted this 8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,018

@881,012 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Cancers and fat

so you're paranoid and fat
you do Coke but you won't eat ground beef
lol

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,020

@previous (B)
I'm quite am athletic, thank you.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,021

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
oh, you am is ya? why don't you treat yourself to a nice lean burger every now and then

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,023

@881,009 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> I love burgers. They are just bad for you.

Not necessarily - Depends on amount of Fat in Meat - So you can buy your own fresh ground meat and select very low fat meat

I once as a result of article I read about One of the Ford motor sons who was running that company and his lunch daily was a burger ground from Filet Mignon With a bottle of Chateau Rothschild - I decided to give that a try - Hit my local very best butcher and requested he grind me up a Filet Mignon and he said Wot Wot? Like dude it's going to be so low in Fat it will be dry - I said no problem just do it

It was DRY DRY so Dry it was without retribution. Of course the Chateau Rothschild after a few glasses made it not matter so much

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,025

@previous (Syntax)
> (((Chateau Rothschild)))

Nice Jewpost.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,027

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Recently a bottle sold for $114,614
Currently you can buy one as cheap as $425 but wood B more pleased with ones selling for $800 or so.
Even a few Ex-Jews can afford them on occasion

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,028

@previous (Syntax)
what is an ex-jew

Anonymous B double-posted this 8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,029

@881,015 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
@881,014 (B)

> > I could walk into a Red Robin right now and just order that. I'll be fine.
> what does this mean? do you usually order more than one thing

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,030

@881,028 (B)
One who eats a lot of like this

Syntax double-posted this 8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,031

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,032

@881,030 (Syntax)
@previous (Syntax)
That looks really good. Is shellfish and lobster good? I never had them. I only ever had snow crab.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,034

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> That looks really good. Is shellfish and lobster good?
why don't you go to RED LOBSTER then

@881,031 (Syntax)
@881,030 (Syntax)
what????????.?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,035

@previous (B)
I'm scared to try it and waste money on something I don't like.

I am still a tiny bit nervous about allergies even though my tests came back positive for lobster, crab, shrimp, salmon, and clam.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,036

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
why did you get allergy tested???

Anonymous B double-posted this 8 years ago, 15 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,037

this thread is fuckin me up im done

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,039

@881,028 (B)
Like Rachel Dolezal, but with naturally curly hair and an hooknose.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,040

@881,036 (B)
Because I had a fright one time eating snow crab legs from Red Lobster, but the fright came when my mother thought we could heat the left overs up in the microwave. I think I only experienced an anxiety attack though. This didn't occur at the restaurant.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,041

@881,032 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Lobster when properly prepared is rated by many as the very very best of crustaceans -

Odd that you tested positive for crab yet have no problems - Snow Crab is Juicy and is one of the best - Dungeness is usually not as juicy however it has a different texture but not all that different and a flavor that many rate as more better than Snow Crab

Danger of course is allergy to Crustaceans is among the worst for reactions - Trying such at a place very close to ER Room is a good choice

Now it's super easy to self test say a patch of your arm with a taped on bit of shrimp or whatever - Self scratch test as reaction will be in seconds-minute or 3

@881,037 (B)

> this thread is fuckin me up im done

LoL

Syntax double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,042

Oh and Cathy how are the fries at Red Robin?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,043

this is the worst thread on minichan, even including that one really bad thread.

minichump.org joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,045

@previous (H)

> this is the worst thread on minichan, even including that one really bad thread.

We will not bill you for this thread. If you received a bill we will refund you the cost.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,048

@881,042 (Syntax)
The fries can be good on a good day. They are bottomless which is nice so you could always help yourself to seconds and then ask for a third round to go.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,049

@881,040 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
what?? your mom blew up crab legs in the microwave and you got scared and thought you had a panic attack so you won't eat lobster now?
oh my God

Anonymous B double-posted this 8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,050

@881,048 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
how fucking much do you eat?? three orders of fries?? I really have to get out of here

Anonymous B triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,051

@881,049 (B)
wait the microwave scare is why you got an allergy test? hahahahahahaha

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,055

@881,045 (minichump.org)
Good. I was thinking of canceling my subscription.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,058

@881,040 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> Because I had a fright one time eating snow crab legs from Red Lobster, but the fright came when my mother thought we could heat the left overs up in the microwave. I think I only experienced an anxiety attack though. This didn't occur at the restaurant.

LOL I missed that. Hey blow ups happen in Microwaves - One can heat anything except Metal in a Microwave. The legs blew up because of high water content
Just a few seconds like 15 or so are required EXCEPT EXCEPT One eats Snow Crab legs Cold not hot.

Heating only dries them out so less Juicy

Exception might be in a seafood stew with legs sticking out - Juice of stew wood help prevent the drying out

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,060

@881,050 (B)
I usually have just one round of the fries unless I was really hungry then I have a second round. If I did a third it was to take home and eat at a later time period.

@881,049 (B)
@881,051 (B)
No, the scare prevented me from eating snow crab legs which prevented me from eating lobster. It was snow crab that made me get an allergy test done, but I also mentioned and expanded that test to other seafood. I've been eating snow crab legs whenever I can because they are fucking delicious.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,069

This thread is fucking retarded

minichump.org replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,071

@previous (J)
We will be happy to refund your money.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,080

@881,060 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
WHAT DOES CRAB BLOWING UP IN THE MICROWAVE HAVE TO DO WITH ALLERGIES

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,085

@previous (B)
One wood think she is now allergic to microwave ovens.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,182

@881,008 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
One that doesn't just sell burgers.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,187

Fast food isn't the same as takeaway.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,199

I found a restaurant that could match Red Robin's tavern burger. These guys are actually pretty good.

@881,182 (L)
Who made you the boss on what is and isn't a restaurant?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,206

@881,187 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
That's what THEY want you to think

Anonymous L replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,212

@881,199 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
burgers are fast food buddy

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,213

@previous (L)
How about when they are made from home? Or when they were first crafted in Germany?

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,215

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> How about when they are made from home? Or when they were first crafted in Germany?

how does being processed in germany make it not fast food

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous L replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,341

@881,213 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
it is a piece of ground beef on bread. it is not a complicated dish.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 months later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,879

@881,043 (H)

> this is the worst thread on minichan, even including that one really bad thread.

or is it THE BEST

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,899

@previous (O)
> > this is the worst thread on minichan, even including that one really bad thread.
> or is it THE BEST

It certainly captures a lot of the complex interplay between the characters while introducing the reader to themes they see later in the story. We get introduced to strong opinions about food classification and fast food in general, Svet's coke habit, Syntax's strange preoccupation with posting stock images and easily found reviews, and a light dusting of antisemitism. It's a pretty good primer to the basics of Minichan.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,901

@962,879 (O)
@previous (P)
In hindsight, it is probably not truly the worst.

@881,035 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
> I am still a tiny bit nervous about allergies even though my tests came back positive for lobster, crab, shrimp, salmon, and clam.

So you've tested positive for seafood allergies but admit that you scarf down as much seafood as you can get ahold of? I think we just figured out some of what your problem is...

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,907

I still don't understand what microwaving crab legs has to do with allergy tests.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,911

@previous (F)
What if you were allergic to shellfish and you microwaved your Hot Pocket in a microwave that had recently been used to microwave crab legs and then you bit into the Hot Pocket and started choking up in anaphylactic shock and spazzing out and asphyxiating and dying on the floor.

Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,912

@881,035 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Go to Red Lobster and order the lobster then sue them when you get an allergic reaction. $$$$$$$$

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,913

@962,911 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Oh man that image makes me feel sad becayss I was just telling the story of how one of my friends as a kid died on the floor just like that

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,917

@previous (F)
The Jews were pretty smart to just ban shellfish entirely. And Kosher separated milk from meat so that kept the lactose intolerant safe, too!

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,919

Does anyone in this fora ever cook and eat real food?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,922

@previous (Q)

I had a stir fry yesterday, see my review thread

Grover !rS0yiji4ic joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 months later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,996

Bottomless fries!

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,017

@previous (Grover !rS0yiji4ic)
I'll bet you really like to eat a huge pile of fries and pretend they are little dicks.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,019

@1,038,996 (Grover !rS0yiji4ic)
fuck you for bumping this i hate this thread