Topic: I keep leaving skid marks in my underpants until I learned this one neat trick

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 8 years ago #74,317

Thread a moist wipe into your arse and then slowly pull it out. It should remove enough shite to stop you skidding your pants. This is really important if you're going out with a date and intend oh having sex with her later that night.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #880,937

Why is your ass full of shit to begin with? It is not that hard to wipe your own ass.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,938

If your bowels are getting that out of control you might want to slow down on the white.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,946

@880,937 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Dude, there is shit inside. When you wipe do you put your hand deep in?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,947

@880,938 (C)
I've quit for a while.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,949

I'd crap my pants and sit through a viewing of brokeback mountain for an eightball right now..

Grand Father Darius !t2zoSINPdk joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,958

@880,946 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Yes, I do.

Grand Father Darius !t2zoSINPdk double-posted this 8 years ago, 16 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,959

@880,949 (D)
Hi, Bert!

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,962

@880,949 (D)
Me too

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,963

@880,959 (Grand Father Darius !t2zoSINPdk)
Hi matt!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #880,980

what the fuck svet. Skidmarks aren't normal you dirty nasty
talk about shitty arse
wtf
you don't need a neat trick to wipe your ass just... fuckin wipe all the shit off
you gross
nasty

Anonymous H double-posted this 8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #880,981

i hate hearing about adults who can't wipe their asses
stop!

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,079

@880,947 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Only other alternative is manpons then. RIP.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,083

@previous (C)
You can pop a couple of unsalted peanuts up your bum to stop skid marks.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,134

@previous (I)
The people of yahoo answers and quora need to know.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,147

ITT: poorfags without a bidet

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,262

@880,958 (Grand Father Darius !t2zoSINPdk)

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