Topic: Is there McDonald’s in Africa?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #74,299

Sung to the tune of Toto’s “Africa”

I hear McWalter left tonight
Going to a postal work convention in Zimbabwe
He's coming in, 12:30 flight
The plane leans just a little to the right, where McWalter sits, 3A
He stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find the address of a McDonald’s and a Hoveround too
He said, “There’s one here in Zimbabwe. Hurry boy, it's closing right at two!"

It's gonna take a lot to take him away from the buffet
He weighs more than a hundred men or more could ever weigh
Is there McDonald’s in Africa?
Gonna take some time to eat all the Big Macs the restaurant ever had

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #880,819

Sweet

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,828

Bump

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,830

@previous (A)
I'm having trouble reading it to the tune of "Africa". Could you please sing it for me?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #880,849

Bump

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #880,850

The title reminded me of Catherine.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #880,852

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)

> The title reminded me of Catherine.

Your titties remind me of Dolly Parton..

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #880,854

@previous (E)
Fuck you, navy boy bitch boy. Go freeze to death in 71F weather, weakass.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #880,857

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
I'll stomp a galldurn mud hole in your ass..boy..
Cash me outside you tubby fag..

Your best course of action is to mess with people who wouldn't just as soon kill you as have a damn cold beer..

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #880,858

@previous (E)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #880,878

@880,857 (E)
Is that why you chickened out if desert storm?

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #880,879

@880,857 (E)
You can barely hold a job in a minimum wage factory, son.

Grand Father Darius !t2zoSINPdk (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #880,883

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
Please comment on my lyrics.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,520

@previous (Grand Father Darius !t2zoSINPdk)
Why were you anonymous before, but use a name now?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,525

@880,883 (Grand Father Darius !t2zoSINPdk)
Your so called song is as gay as Bert.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,526

@881,520 (G)
Why do you care so much?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,534

@881,520 (G)
Because the fat fuck made yet another mistake trying to pretend to be anon.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,536

@previous (I)
He does that when drunk which is most of the time.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,603

@881,526 (A)
Why were you anonymous before, but use a name now?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,604

@previous (G)
Why, praytell, do you care?

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,605

@previous (A)
Why were you anonymous before, but use a name now?

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