Topic: Bert, since you love Trump and suck US military cock despite not really ever serving, here's a deal.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 8 years ago #74,297

You volunteer to be paradropped into Syria next month. If you can defeat ISIS and Bashar Assad and kick the Russian forces out of Syria, you will be made a minichan moderator. Do you accept?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #880,812

Sounds like a good deal.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,813

@OP

I'd do it if Tripty will marry me and have me babies..

Sign me up..

Anonymous C double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,814

@OP

And I DID serve...motherfucker..

Four years...almost all of it on United States Navy ships..

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #880,815

@previous (C)
Doesn't count.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #880,971

@880,814 (C)
Swallowing the semen of real Navy Seamen, does not make you a service member of the Navy Bert.

Minichan